Hooper’s Closed Circuit TV
@HooperCCTV
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Fore & Aft
Joined July 2018
The six people have spoken! ☝️🏆🥇
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“I’m probing to determine muscle tone and skeletal girth, Martin.”
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“No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I’m ordering a pizza?”
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“Mr. Takagi, it’s all psychological. You say you’re aligned with Asian Dawn and everybody says, ‘Huh, what?’ You say you’re stealing $640 million in negotiable bearer bonds, and we’ve got a panic on our hands on Christmas Eve.”
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“Gentlemen, gentlemen!? The officer asked me to tell you that you’ve got too many mascots on that boat.”
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“I think of Matt Hooper, and I take away reason and accountability.”
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Ted Striker’s sloppy seconds. 😀✈️
‘Naked Gun’ co-stars Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are reportedly dating — after ‘makeout’ session on TV
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RT @BobBurnatt: @HooperCCTV " Get this through your head you Islander mother******you. You only exist out here 'cause of me. Without me eve….
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Still eight pounds over.
@HooperCCTV “I never comped you? Sir? Not beach umbrella not sun lounger, not a beach ball? The Summer Kings come down here in June! At least tell me I was at the dinner?”
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“We all have a past. You have a past. I have a past. And my past is no worse than many of the people here.”
@HooperCCTV “Whattaya doin? He’s a square guy! He’s gonna go runnin right to the Oceanographic Institute”.
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“Marty, I think that you’ve gotten the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down to the police station, and if you don’t have my red zone for me,
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We’ve got a hunch that this bunch is about to learn basic seamanship.
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“I am Chrissie’s partially denuded bone, without me, Chrissie could not get naked with random college guys, run on the beach, or swim. There’s a whole series of these. I am Alex Kintner’s pruned fingers. I am Ben Gardner’s head.”
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“Hello. My name is Michael Brody. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
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