Some of the best days in your life haven’t happened yet. There’s a lot of great things waiting for you. Keep going and grinding to the top

All you need is an internet connection and that dog in you

How life felt when Bitcoin was at $120k

If you’ve ran it up once, you can run it up again

I lock in when I’m on rollercoasters to show people I’m not afraid of some motion

What part of the cycle is this @notthreadguy

You’re not down You’re pre-up

When my uncle asks what I do for a living so now I have to explain what an airdrop farmer is

We are all shìtcoins, never forget this. We have highs and lows. Our lives have volatility. We create pairs with others. We invest our time. We are shítcoins, fractionalizing the universe.

Dating is just like DCAing a coin You start out apeing 0.75 SOL to see if it could go somewhere Toss in 3 SOL on a nice dinner because the price action (vibes) feel good There’s a market correction (argument/red flag) You end up diamond handing or becoming a community member

Can’t believe I’m about to cook again. 🍞

“You got how much Monad?”

I hate it here

Crypto companies hearing about the $2,000 stimulus checks

Make this bet on Polymarket Make that bet on Kalshi Why don’t you make a bet on yourself?

If you recognize this you lived through NFT mania

I have lost everything and I'm not sure how to continue. This week I lost $472,085 short selling Korean fried chicken companies. My idea was with the declining Korean population and the recent trend towards healthier eating and vegan diets, I saw an opportunity. I did some

transferring your gaming addiction to a crypto/finance addiction is a goated transition

The lady said she needed an idea for a scary Halloween costume. I told her to dress as a Binance liquidation email. Haven’t heard from her in 3 days. Am I cooked?

A regular person hearing CT say “I only made 10k this airdrop”

Prediction Markets are not a meta Kalshi is currently surpassing their 2024 election volume Everyone that called for the top of prediction markets a year ago is an idiot