Stoner Batman
@HighBatman420
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I am cannabis, I am the joint, I am Stoner Batman!
Loving is what I got(ham)
Joined August 2023
The Joker belongs in Arkham.
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Stoner fucking Batman.
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They asked men "what superhero would you like to be called in the bedroom" 😭😭😭 (wrong answers were Captain America, Shazam, and Wolverine)
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Woo! Don't have to worry about someone biting my head off anymore! Except Croc.
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I need a bat-snack because I’m hungry and cranky because I’m on my period of justice.
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That's mean.
His dumbass cowl? WHACK.The fact he got his ass beat by Bane in his own house? WHACK.The fact he has a contingency plan for everyone in the JL? WHACK.The fact he's a billionaire and doesn't use any of the money for therapy? WHACK.The fact he left me to die at Joker's hands? WHACK.
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HE FEARS ME. HE WILL NOT COME. SHOW YOUR SELF.
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That’s not good, Elon.
This will become normal in a few years.
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I beat the joker… and the bane.
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Dude dip buffalo wings in papa johns garlic sauce you'll never go back.
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My name is Edwin… I made the mimic….
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These two items go well together.
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Did you guys not notice the kid's name is Jobert, it's bait.
My 4-year-old nephew, Jobert, just saw Gunn’s Superman, and here is his review of the film:.“Superman is also known as the Man of Steel, right, Uncle? But this iteration of Superman is closer to being the Man of Scream, as he seemingly yells at the drop of a proverbial hat.”
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woahhhhh.
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dark like the knite.
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