Stoner Batman
@HighBatman420
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I am cannabis, I am the joint, I am Stoner Batman!
Loving is what I got(ham)
Joined August 2023
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Whatโd I do.
Kill all cuck fetishists.
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Not since the bat breakup where my bat girlfriend left me for that big burly handsome black man. I canโt blame her tbh.
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Nightwing has one of those sex toys that look like a butchered body.
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Should've named myself Bluntman so Kal-El could be Stonerman.
Heading to The Watchtower with some laced Oreos for my boi J'onn J'ointz, The Martian Manblunter!.
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Heading to The Watchtower with some laced Oreos for my boi J'onn J'ointz, The Martian Manblunter!.
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Every penny you find on the ground is mine it's how I distribute wealth.
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Sometimes I open Doordash to order Burger King and then Alfred comes in with a double bacon whopper and chicken fries before it loads.
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I actually don't know how weed works I think the THC is the "woah I'm high" stuff and CBD is the actually pharmaceutical aspect.
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Bad news? I've been trying to get Arkham staff to use THC medication for years!.
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The Joker belongs in Arkham.
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Stoner fucking Batman.
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They asked men "what superhero would you like to be called in the bedroom" ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ (wrong answers were Captain America, Shazam, and Wolverine)
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Woo! Don't have to worry about someone biting my head off anymore! Except Croc.
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I need a bat-snack because Iโm hungry and cranky because Iโm on my period of justice.
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