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Brian Henson
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Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I warned you.
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Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and im so sick and tired
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2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and STOP SINGING RAINBOW CONNECTION
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Hi, I'm Brian Henderson. wait
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Hi, I’m Brian Henson and I’m at trivia right now do you know any of the answers
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and there's something in the water. Thanks to my Brita™ filter, I will never know what that something is!
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Brian Henson
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Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and after the cancellation of the Creature Shop Challenge, we began talks of the Creature Shop Drag Race, but it got scrapped in favor of what became Earth to Ned. Watch Farscape!
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Brian Henson
1 year
Happy Birthday Kirk Thatcher! Kirk is best known for a number of productions, including Muppets Haunted Mansion and Muppets From Space, as well as being the murderer of Bean Bunny. Happy Birthday @KirkThatcher !
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Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and it was a joke please don’t tell mom I promise we can still be friends
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Brian Henson
1 year
Billy Crystal? Is that like The Dark Crystal?
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Brian Henson
10 months
Happy Birthday Krik Thatcher! Krik is best known for creating productions such as Sam and Friends and Sesame Street, as well as being the first person to successfully boil sauce in a microwave! Happy Birthday @KirkThatcher
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Hi, I'm Frank Oz, and- wait a minute. That's not right. Hi, I'm Kirk Thatcher, and nope I'm not. Hi I'm Bill Barretta?? What if I'm Fran Brill???? Who am I... I AM JEAN VALJEAN!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi, I'm Hrian Benson, and... Oh, I know! I'm Joe Hennes!... Nahhhh.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and remember me? I'm Brian Henson. Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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Brian Henson
1 year
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I am a proud nepo baby. I decided to be a nepo baby because I could not have survived as any other type of baby- my brief stint as a sugar baby taught me that. Enjoy The Muppet Show.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I'm writing a new book called The Brian Henson Blunders. Half of it is about the hardships of marketing The Muppets in the early 2000s, the other half is an interactive Y/N Brian Henson fanfic.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I tried to thaw raw beef in the dryer, but I left it in there for too long and now I have one large cooked meatball in my dryer.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and sometimes I turn into goop.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I do not eat butter off the stick. Nobody told you I eat butter off the stick. Please don't mention anything about me eating butter off a stick. Enjoy The Muppet Show.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and once back in the late 90s we did a sketch with the Swedish Chef called "The Swedish Cher". All video evidence has been destroyed and I have just been arrested for breaking my NDA. Much love Brian xoxo
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and WHAT ARE YOU DOING PAST YOUR BEDTIME?!? Hey.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and GO VOTE
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I made my first puppet in 1932. I put him on my hand and turned him around so I could look him right in the eyes. He told me "Brian, you are immortal. The future pig puppet should be named Miss Hoggy."
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and let me tell you a little secret about Muppet*Vision 3D. If you go to the 13:47 time mark and look closely at the bottom right corner, you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and you owe me an apology. Go on. Say it. I'm waiting.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I’ve been hibernating just like Fozzie Bear’s uncle in The Muppet Movie (1979).
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and you're Brian Henson! And YOU'RE BRIAN HENSON! AND YOUUU'RE BRIAN HENSON! EVERYBODY GETS A BRIAN HENSON!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and can you play Wonderwall?
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and happy Father's Day. Many of you may remember my father for his work with the Muppets, but I remember him for his great love of fancy soaps that look like candy. I still nibble on some of them to this day. Thank you, Dad!
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and you ruined my dream journal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I've begun nursing this Kirby Funko Pop I found on the floor at the office late at night. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I want to know if I can borrow your GameCube. Please.
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Brian Henson
1 year
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I'd like to thank my mom and Dad, my wife and Few kids, and most importantly, the lovers, the dreamers, and cheese.
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And the winner for best parody account is @HiImBrianHenson !!! #MUPPETWTAWARDS
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and for the fifty-sixth time, please stop calling me a catboy.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and yes, there is a Muppet nightcore album. No, I will not be telling you more.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I was feeling a little angry and rebellious today, so I tried piracy. It was so freeing, but the guilt haunts me. I'm on a horse
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and (borat voice) my wife
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I am responsible for the giant African land snail invasion of major portions of Florida.
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Invasion of giant African land snails puts Florida on offensive
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2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I'm all caked up for my birthday today.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and and when so like it's when ok so like so when wait ok so like when it's and it's it's when you so you do and it you can you do for it so when it do so much so like wait and ok so like when you can, and you do it generally so it and it works out well.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and sometimes I pretend to be a deer :) That's all thanks
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and for one night only I'll be quietly churning butter onstage in tribute of my father's 2nd birthday this weekend.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I used to have a pretty successful rap career until I went on stage after dirnking 10 cups of dark roast coffee. I’m sorry martha
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson and if all bugs were wiped off the face of the planet, there’d soon be no humans around here to man it. the best thing about us, you can’t live without us. still it’s tough to be a bug
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes. Look up to the skies and seeeeeeeee
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and stop being nasty.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and you are not.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and the snails are in my garden. I am so sorry
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and i oop
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and stop the Muppets calling fursuits. ITS A PROFESSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will yowl
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and please stop taking me to voicemail. I've been wanting to order these 23 bottles of soap for the past month now.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and the time is now to learn about our national conflict between Frank Oz and Cher.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and today I got lost in the Walmart public bathroom. You may remember in Muppets Tonight (1996) where Miss Piggy performs a duet with Whoopi Goldberg. I don't want to talk about that right now cause I got lost in the w almart public bathroom
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and when you send me pictures like these. Sometimes I just don't know what to feel.
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Brian Henson
3 years
@Labyrinth Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and if you're the REAL Brian Henson, how many fingers am I holding up? #JimHensonBirthday
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and here's a big loud sigh. Siiiiiighhhhhhhh.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and see if you can spot Me in this episode of The Muppet Show.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and is this the magic school bus?
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and today I purchased a self help book. Tomorrow I drink four gallons water.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and as a busy mom it is hard to prepare complicated meals for my kids every night of the week. That’s why I love Stouffer’s frozen lasaga
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I'd just like to give you some comforting words of advice. My father once told me I have the teeth of a paper shredder. If anyone ever bothers you I'll growl, bark, and bite until they leave you alone. Stay safe and enjoy the show.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and it's July. Think about it. Let that sink in. It's already July. It's July. Of 2021. It's already July. It's July. Dude. It's July. Anyway if you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and Great Grandma, You Always Know Just What To Say.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and why?
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and maybe Brian Henson is about the friends we made along the way.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson and I am saying Happy Birthen to Jim's right-hand man: Me. I voiced Bert and Piggy and Yoda and all the others. I created the Muppets in 1955, and I always thought about what my father said when he passed away in 1936. He told me, "Create Dinosaur Train." RIP
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi? I’m Brian Henson, and why are?? there so many? frank oz twitter pages??????
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I ran out of lives on Candy Crush. Can someone please accept my Facebook game request now?
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and did you know? The brian named itself.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and a lot of you may not know I'm very big on method acting. Now, when it comes to puppetry,
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I've been crying all night since I lost my favorite quarter yesterday. My father started working with the Muppets back in 1955, just like I started sobbing into my pillows last night because I've had that quarter at my bedside for three months now.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I've learned I can be a lot calmer when I put my rabies medication in my daily morning yogurt.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and earlier I was at the store looking for my favorite cereal. It reminded me of Muppets from Space when Animal drinks from the toilet- I felt like a toilet when I saw my cereal was gone. I began whimpering on the floor with a cantaloupe in my arms.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and you’re on thin ice.
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A Bad Jim Henson Biopic
3 years
We're very happy about the domain name we got for our website. We had to do unspeakable things to get it. Please assure us that our sins are forgiven.
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Brian Henson
1 year
Hey guys that was funny. Creature Shop Drag Race. please laugh
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Brian Henson
1 year
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and after the cancellation of the Creature Shop Challenge, we began talks of the Creature Shop Drag Race, but it got scrapped in favor of what became Earth to Ned. Watch Farscape!
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and presenting the Shirley Temple Little Darling DVD Collection! Eighteen timeless films, packed with hours of her unforgettable singing, spectacular dancing, and pure wholesome fun the entire family will enjoy together! These classic Shirley Temple films ha
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Brian Henson
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Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and a little while ago I went volunteering at the local animal shelter. All they had was snails, though. Snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails snails sna
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I'd just like to clarify I did not mean I was ill nor exhausted. I am just sick and tired !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and the family of squirrels I befriended the other day turned out to be thieves! Let me know if you find my favorite Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy pencils that were released to promote The Muppets Most Wanted. I want to yodel
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Brian Henson
1 year
Mamma mia! Hi I'm-a Brian-a Henson, and I cooka da pizza! I have decided to seek psychological counseling.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I love going to thrift stores for silverware that I can turn into jewelry.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I love elevator music.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I am suing everybody who “likes” this Tweet.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and earlier I was at the store looking for my favorite cereal. It reminded me of Muppets from Space when Animal drinks from the toilet- I felt like a toilet when I saw my cereal was gone. I began whimpering on the floor with a cantaloupe in my arms.
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Brian Henson
3 years
@TheAnimatedEmo Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and unfortunately, I know this.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and today my coffee maker stopped working. Ketchup is not a replacement for cold, filtered water.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and today the PFD (Personal Flotation Device) I was using in the swimming pool popped. It started flying around with me still on it. It reminded me of the Muppets Sing Along tape "Things That Fly". Someone should really help me, though. i am stuck in a tree
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I can save your deteriorating marriage
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Brian Henson
1 year
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I’ve been thinking long and hard about the snails. Please help me I am lost in the WalMart parking lot
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Brian Henson
1 year
Happy Birthday Kirk Thatcher! Kirk is best known for such productions as The Muppets Take A Bowl and Jim Henson's Creature Shop Drag Race, as well as having served parole for 19 years for the gruesome murder of Bean Bunny, and others. Happy Birthday @KirkThatcher !
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Brian Henson
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Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and you could shop at five or six stores, or just one.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and dooooohhjdkjwehejebsjaiapcoebeodj&4!30/.$&jfkab83€~¥]!oepqlZzbwllfjdjkfkfdwoooooh,i CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brian Henson
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Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and Great Grandma, You Always Know Just What To Say.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson and this morning I enjoyed a cup of my absolute favorite tea. It made me think about that funny picture of Kermit. Ha! Ha! I am so tired.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and I want to know what's going on.
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and today a bird kept flying at my window. It made me think about how i want to be Big Bird. I became big bird. i am atill big bird. help me i am stuck in the big bird costunr
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Brian Henson
3 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I tried to make rosewater, but it didn’t go well for me and now my house smells of rancid flower petals. I tried to cover it up with Glade®, but it didn’t work out.
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and look for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13th with lots of music, videos, and extras
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I’m Brian Henson, and I am literally so sorry. I am sorry. :(
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Brian Henson
2 years
Hi, I'm Brian Henson, and let me tell you about the remarkable transition I've had from puppetry to taxidermy
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Brian Henson
8 months
Happy Birthday, Kirk Thatcher! Kirk Thatcher has worked with The Muppets for many years, primarily known for his work for The Muppets as well as, occasionally, The Muppets. This is Jim Henson. Happy Birthday @KirkThatcher !
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