Dan Lopes
@Heyitslopes
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28, RI I only make puns, and im not funny
Joined April 2009
Just looking for someone who likes podcasts as much as me 🤷🏻♂️
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Pet peeve: when people can like social media posts but can’t text back.
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I think the best part of being single again is no longer having to deal with a white noise machine so I can sleep in peace.
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Worried about family and friends over in Portugal right now with these fires.
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Help I went out on a Thursday night and now I'm exhausted and can't function
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How does one get ghosted after an amazing conversation about pizzas? #shewasntthesliceforme
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Look Puerto Rico is an island and the Atlantic Ocean is a very big ocean.
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I just fell in love with this girl talking about her fantasy team
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I can't believe I was dating someone who could run 15 miles up a mountain but couldn't put her own air in her tires 🤔
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Coworkers son took a bite of a On The Border tortilla chip. Resemblance is uncanny. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump #trump #trumpchip
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Can we go back to summer break only so I don't have to deal with the extra school buses and kids driving to school traffic?
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I don't care about your weeekend. I don't want to talk about mine either. I just hate small talk
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