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thank you god for my power, and shout out to my wife for being hot

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@Hey_Brian
brian
5 years
@aubrey_huff Lmao you look like you freebase divorce
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@Hey_Brian
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We're at it again
@Hey_Brian
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2 years
Important
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@Jesse_Brenneman
Jesse Brenneman
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After Charlie Kirk died you weren’t allowed to quote his own public statements without the Right accusing you of justifying his killing, but if it’s anyone else they will go through your utility bills to argue you deserved it.
@MrAndyNgo
Andy Ngo
2 days
I found the Venmo of the woman shot dead in Minneapolis by ICE after accelerating into an agent. Renee Good's mother was paying her bills, her image features a BLM logo, and in 2020, she paid someone for "terrorism." https://t.co/5FFcb9WcEr
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@Hey_Brian
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I'm banishing you to a time warp!
@fsh733
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@Hey_Brian
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1 day
All the malls are closing because they replaced the maps with ads
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@Hey_Brian
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2 days
Found a guy
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@Hey_Brian
brian
2 days
100% so they can hire less staff
@Variety
Variety
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EXCLUSIVE: Alamo Drafthouse is getting rid of pen-and-paper food orders and is switching to mobile. “We continue to evolve, as we must, to protect the Alamo movie-going experience as the entertainment landscape shifts around us." https://t.co/Vln1Mm5eA6
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@Hey_Brian
brian
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He wants to be seen as anything other than a dandy CEO type but it's exactly what he is and always will be
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@Hey_Brian
brian
2 days
They're calling them the weakest wrists ever seen
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Hegseth had cameras recording him working out with recruits today at UCLA
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@zoerosebryant
zoë rose bryant
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@sbutler22
Sam
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@zoerosebryant Finding out you were American was the heartbreaker
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@Hey_Brian
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@ThatDakari
Geechi
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Kristi Noem in 2011 vs. Kristi Noem in 2025
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@Hey_Brian
brian
3 days
Finally a monitor for observing your mom
@Wario64
Wario64
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SAMSUNG 49-inch Odyssey G9 (G91F) + $200 Amazon Gift Card, DQHD, 144Hz, Curved Gaming Monitor is $702.04 on Amazon https://t.co/6CfF3akbRt #ad
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@Hey_Brian
brian
3 days
This and a Tim Duncan sponsorship and you print money
@TheAppleDesign
Apple Design
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MacBook.. if Apple listened to all customer feedback
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@markocantdunk
justin serb-ert 🇷🇸🍉
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They do not do this because they are untrained. They do this because they are Nazis who want to kill people
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@Hey_Brian
brian
3 days
Door to door kidnapping children to traffic
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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JD Vance: "It was a legitimate law enforcement operation. We were going door to door to try to find criminal illegal aliens and deport them from the United States ... say a prayer for that agent ... he deserves a debt of gratitude."
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@mhdksafa
Mohamad Safa
4 days
For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.
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@Hey_Brian
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@Hey_Brian
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He really is
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@Hey_Brian
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4 days
Ordering a Sicilian pizza later and I have been thinking about it nonstop the entire day
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@Hey_Brian
brian
4 days
Movies should go on until they're done
@Sohan_SD7607
Max Rockatansky
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The ideal runtime for movies should be 2 Hrs
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