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@HeyMan800

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Professional investor, amateur comedian

Joined January 2011
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
8 days
We traded our national advantage in AI for beans. Great work everyone.
@kakashiii111
Kakashii
9 days
So China just secured one of the most favorable reciprocal tariff arrangements, on par with Singapore and the UK, simply by agreeing to lift the tariffs that were imposed in response to U.S. tariffs. This effectively returns both sides to pre-Trump era tariff levels + gives China
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
12 days
Meta down 7.5% on news that none of my colleagues have accepted my Facebook friend requests.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
17 days
A couple pictures I took at the east wing of the White House in August. That guy sucks.
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@yaelbt
Yael Bar tur 🤞
28 days
Absolute perfection. Avinatan Or’s boss at @nvidia writes to him, read till the end: “Avinatan Or, I hope you have a good excuse for not showing up to work at NVIDIA for 738 days. But every Sunday morning for two years, the head of NVIDIA Israel’s HR, Gideon Rosenberg, sent an
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@MELANIATRUMP
MELANIA TRUMP
10 months
The Official Melania Meme is live! You can buy $MELANIA now.   https://t.co/8FXvlMBhVf FUAfBo2jgks6gB4Z4LfZkqSZgzNucisEHqnNebaRxM1P
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
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Lost most of my retirement savings today. Hundreds of dollars, just like that, gone.
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@EddyElfenbein
Eddy Elfenbein
2 months
I don't see how this market can be stopped. It's like a mighty ocean-going behemoth steaming its way across the chilly waters of the North Atlantic. Nothing can stop it.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
2 months
The new Tide pods taste horrible
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
2 months
Wow big raise for sell side research associates at BofA
@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
2 months
BOFA: RAISES U.S. MINIMUM HOURLY WAGE TO $25, INCREASING STARTING SALARY TO OVER $50,000 FOR FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
2 months
You can’t miss earnings if you don’t have to report earnings
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
2 months
BREAKING: The SEC says it is 'prioritizing' Trump's proposal to end quarterly earnings reports after his request
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
2 months
I am going to take ten day vacations during the only two earnings seasons of the year.
@DeItaone
*Walter Bloomberg
2 months
SEC SAYS IT IS 'PRIORITIZING' TRUMP'S PROPOSAL TO END QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORTS AFTER HIS REQUEST
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
3 months
Sentiment check: Was just told to calm down in the Bloomberg buy side industrials chat
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@financeguy725
kyle o’hehir
3 months
You’re bearish They’re gonna just make up the fucking economic data and you’re bearish
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
3 months
META up 11% on news your mom accepted my Facebook friend request.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
4 months
Live shot of IT reviewing all the cool songs I downloaded on Limewire on my work laptop.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
5 months
Can’t believe I got talked into buying a timeshare at the Strait of Hormuz like 3 months ago.
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@AllocatorJobs
Allocator Jobs
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
5 months
It’s so hard to know who to root for because they both seem like genuinely good people.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
6 months
What a disaster, I literally just finished building an iPhone factory yesterday.
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@HeyMan800
HeyMan800
6 months
Trade war going so well the US even exporting popes now.
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