HeyMan800
@HeyMan800
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Professional investor, amateur comedian
Joined January 2011
We traded our national advantage in AI for beans. Great work everyone.
So China just secured one of the most favorable reciprocal tariff arrangements, on par with Singapore and the UK, simply by agreeing to lift the tariffs that were imposed in response to U.S. tariffs. This effectively returns both sides to pre-Trump era tariff levels + gives China
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Meta down 7.5% on news that none of my colleagues have accepted my Facebook friend requests.
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A couple pictures I took at the east wing of the White House in August. That guy sucks.
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Absolute perfection. Avinatan Or’s boss at @nvidia writes to him, read till the end: “Avinatan Or, I hope you have a good excuse for not showing up to work at NVIDIA for 738 days. But every Sunday morning for two years, the head of NVIDIA Israel’s HR, Gideon Rosenberg, sent an
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The Official Melania Meme is live! You can buy $MELANIA now.  https://t.co/8FXvlMBhVf FUAfBo2jgks6gB4Z4LfZkqSZgzNucisEHqnNebaRxM1P
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Lost most of my retirement savings today. Hundreds of dollars, just like that, gone.
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I don't see how this market can be stopped. It's like a mighty ocean-going behemoth steaming its way across the chilly waters of the North Atlantic. Nothing can stop it.
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Wow big raise for sell side research associates at BofA
BOFA: RAISES U.S. MINIMUM HOURLY WAGE TO $25, INCREASING STARTING SALARY TO OVER $50,000 FOR FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES
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You can’t miss earnings if you don’t have to report earnings
BREAKING: The SEC says it is 'prioritizing' Trump's proposal to end quarterly earnings reports after his request
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I am going to take ten day vacations during the only two earnings seasons of the year.
SEC SAYS IT IS 'PRIORITIZING' TRUMP'S PROPOSAL TO END QUARTERLY EARNINGS REPORTS AFTER HIS REQUEST
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Sentiment check: Was just told to calm down in the Bloomberg buy side industrials chat
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You’re bearish They’re gonna just make up the fucking economic data and you’re bearish
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META up 11% on news your mom accepted my Facebook friend request.
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Live shot of IT reviewing all the cool songs I downloaded on Limewire on my work laptop.
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Can’t believe I got talked into buying a timeshare at the Strait of Hormuz like 3 months ago.
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Alaska Permanent Fund Corp. ($80 bn) is hiring a Portfolio Manager (Juneau) $200k - $225k @uaanchorage @uafairbanks @uasoutheast @AlaskaPacificU @uoregon @georgefox @IdahoStateU @uidaho @UWyonews @uw @seattleu @GonzagaU @CSUF @SDSU
#hiring #alaska
https://t.co/dGbHGmobXq
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It’s so hard to know who to root for because they both seem like genuinely good people.
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What a disaster, I literally just finished building an iPhone factory yesterday.
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