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I was one of the Changlorious Bastards.

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Joined May 2015
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
9 hours
Victoria snatching defeat from the jaws of victory against Sth Australia. Ugh. #SheffieldShield
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
1 day
Ermagherd!! What a revolutionary initiative!! STFU.
@7AFL
7AFL
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.@melbournefc just changed the game 👀 #AFLBluesDees
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
3 days
Dan Capiron leading from the front!! 5fa in 1/2 a game! Where or how did these come from! 😳👏👏 #GeelongVFL #WeAreGeelong
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
5 days
2 years it’s taken. So Close, yet so far away (playing in the VFL). #WeAreGeelong
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@Flamengo_en
FL4MEN9O
8 days
Friendly reminder.
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
13 days
Ahh I wasn’t aware of this - did anyone know that Pendlebury played basketball?
@DavidZita1
David Zita
13 days
@FOXFOOTY Scott Pendlebury says he has never been suspended in his professional career, nor in his junior football career or junior basketball career.
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
23 days
The fan storylines about Stu Macher would’ve been far better than the meta version that we got. Ugh. #Scream7
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@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
23 days
Me when the hibachi guy takes out the sake bottle https://t.co/JkZfKtnFPK
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
24 days
Reminds me of the 2014 Sydney game TBH. One of those games from the get go where we didn’t have a sniff. Suns too good. A few positives - Bruhn, Dempsey, Holmes. Neale still can’t play in front, Close still shows more interest in golf. No ruck. Onto Round 1!! #AFLSunsCats
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
24 days
*You’re a piece of shit.
@PrinceofpaceCN
Callum newman カラム・ニューマン
24 days
Whoever stole my necklace at yesterdays show , Your a piece of shit
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
26 days
Only if your CEO does.
@McDonalds
McDonald's
27 days
take a bite of our new product
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
26 days
Fuck, really? Not that I pay attention, but ‘Lil Timmy Watson appears to be a major flog.
@imogenrq
Imo
26 days
Remembering fondly in 2021 when Watson said he thought Goodes would be over it by now.
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
26 days
Vale Dennis.
@agerealfooty
Real Footy (AFL)
26 days
Dennis Cometti, long regarded as one of the doyens of sports commentary and especially AFL, has died aged 76
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
28 days
Wanker.
@kevinolearytv
Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful
29 days
Nothing short of perfection by @TiffanyAndCo in making this 1/1 bespoke 101.32 ct. diamond necklace with another 10 ct. of perfectly color matched rubies set in white gold to highlight the beauty and prestige of this Exquisite Kobe/Jordan Gold Logoman Auto 1/1 I’m looking
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
1 month
Jean-Ralphio would’ve denied that everyday & twice on Sundays, cause Entertainment 720 is willing to go ‘round the world twice. #Kaboosh
@NBACobwebs
NBA Cobwebs
1 month
February 17, 1995: Seattle's Detlef Schrempf dunks on Buck Williams and Jerome Kersey in Portland. Trail Blazers 114, SuperSonics 109. 📺 NBA Action
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
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@IngrahamAngle
Laura Ingraham
1 month
Taking off. See you on air tmrw!
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
1 month
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-basketball, gimme gimme gimme the ball, 'cause I'm gonna DUNK IT!
@NBAonNBC
NBA on NBC and Peacock
1 month
ROUNDBALL ROCK PERFORMED LIVE BY JOHN TESH! 📺 NBC and Peacock
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
1 month
Redundant question, but has BT watched the game?? Rattling off contenders for the EJ Whitten Medallist, he just quotes lads with the highest possessions? Have some fucking insight, you prat. #AFLStateOfOrigin #AFLOrigin
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
1 month
New year, same Danger on goal. SMH. #AFLOrigin
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@HeyItsNotChris
UnofficiallyChris
2 months
Grace & Abby wouldn’t quit on the Borough 2 months out from the VFL season beginning, so…
@cpat13
Clare Pettit
2 months
In a world with Grace Tames and Abby Chatfields. Be a Dyson Heppell.
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