AlfredoGonzales
@HeyItsAlfredo
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Movie fiend. Television binger. Book devourer. Video game junkie. Starvation aspirant.
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@lifewithmak2005
I know you're largely surrounded by hateful conservatives but I hope someday you can grow beyond this. Good luck and goodbye.
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@teganandsarahj
@NirrimsLiar
My favorite part is that I'm imagining the Doctor escorting Oppenheimer through a theater covered in Oppenheimer posters to get to their lil Barbie date
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Listen, I'm sure the Dora the Explorer movie is good. But honestly it just feels like
@amandaaarcuri
was robbed of the role of a lifetime!
#DoraTheExplorer
#Degrassi
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@lifewithmak2005
Suddenly every adult in the world is shocked to learn teenagers have nipples.
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@degrassinocontx
I'm sure this will be a controversial thing to say, but I honestly would have been satisfied with this scene and this episode being the finale of Degrassi. I just love everything about it.
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@oh_starvng
What I used to do was just add a generic 50 calories to my tracker every day. To account for that tiny stuff. But maybe I was over thinking it.
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Making a group chat where we share gore and porn it's called Gorn.
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Picking up my kitty to give her a lil kiss on the cheek
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We still don't talk enough about how good pussy smells.
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You guys are so easy to talk to I don't get it. I don't even talk about my penis this much in real life.
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Confession guys I joined edtwt because I thought it was for men with erectile difficulty 😔
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I could fix her (there's nothing wrong with her.)
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Should the United States Supreme Court LEGALIZE pubic hair? Vote now 👇🏻🇺🇸🌱
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Just did some weed, which one should I try first?
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My little girl! My little kitty is curled up in such a spirally position now she's soooooo cute on her lil chair 😭😭😭
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The bitchy blonde barista left. 😔 I'm going to miss her the new guy looks like a 17th century peasant farmer.
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Yes I know you can all see the porn I'm liking. These are recommendations. It's like the staff picks at Blockbuster
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This is the only thing you're allowed to eat on Cumplanet.
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Guys they killed themselves I heard the gunshot all the way from the master bedroom and ran to check. Didn't even put down my camera 😔
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@paulwaitforherx
@somecommonb1tch
@lifewithmak2005
The way I see it, creeps will be creeps regardless of what Mak or any girl wears. Yes they might do dirty things with her pictures, but they'd do that even if she wears a turtleneck. That's not on her.
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@sebastianyue
Lots of adults in this thread, and I'm the only one opening every day with PENIS.
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I don't know why but "...," after the horny just speaks to me. Like I understand that.
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Her thighs aren't touching because my head is between them.
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What's wrong babe? It's taking you at least 15 seconds to like all my posts 😭
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I'm walking to the sketchy 7-11 because I just want to feel alive.
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I'm having a panic attack I think I just said something rude to the barista by mistake.
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Twitter how do I make sure every single one of my followers sees every single one of my banger tweets?
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Chat I've been tweeting into a notepad for fifteen minutes.
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Me looking for new artists to obsess over:
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Guys this is 24/7 in my head. Can you even imagine. It just never stops
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Sat
Drink alcohol
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Write a screenplay
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Touch ur penis
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Go to the Mexican place
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I'm going to make some coffee! Also does anyone want to be my friend
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The maintenance guy is coming over in an hour I have 50 minutes to put my pants on.
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22cm no panties. Okay that's the last horny post.
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I'm sorry I didn't make this explicitly trans inclusive I was thinking how to word it then I was like well they know what I fucking mean.
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We here at the Institute appreciate your participation in this mandatory poll. Your responses have been noted and forwarded to the appropriate department.
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I really do love women, though. I love everything about them. Femininity feels almost like magic. Like I understand I'm stoned rn but. I think of warmth, cleverness, empathy, perspective, dedication,
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@DrCullenPHD
I hate to be that guy, but I don't like this. Alt text is for accessibility, not dank memes. This would be like if you were asked to transcribe audio for a deaf person and you added some Rick & Morty quotes for laughs. Alt text should be a description of the image.
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FUCK it's too late to get a sandwich from the Asian guy tf am I gonna eat??
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Me every single night of my life:
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Putting an end to the debate
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I haven't taken off my pants yet because I keep telling myself I'm going out but
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You talking to yourself after just meeting me:
I NEED TOCSUCK HIS DICK PLSSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Hah there's this guy in the cafe and you would all think he's hot.
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Sun
It's already 7:20 pm
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Think about death
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Leaked first line from my horror screenplay based on the Bee Movie (2007)
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This is actually the train that shows up to carry your soul to its final station.
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@ManiCPFC
@cringepolitik
@ebplais
I feel like this is the sort of thing you believe when you just live in the reddit echo chamber.
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@_vectorize_
@micahpgomez
@owenpoconnell
@cringepolitik
To whoever made the comic, you can actually see the comments above for a real example of left-wing racism! Class-reductionist socialists who complain about human rights (which they have labeled "idpol" in an attempt to sound smart).
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I'm late to meet my friend but I still had to stop and snuggle with my kitty before I left because this is my JOB I am a PROFESSIONAL. Everything else comes second.
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Me at the end of every hour while twittering
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Me who has literally already had sex but it's like been a while:
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Nowhere to sit at the coffee shop so I'm just gonna stand here looking cool??
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This isn't a joke post. I think I want to be a documentarian.
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