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ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴀᴅᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴀᴅᴇ. ㅤ RP Account || Written by #ScavverScribble

his bike!!
Joined August 2019
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@HesASpade
♤ LANCER‼
5 years
❝ I'M . . . ! ❞ ㅤ♤ LANCER, from DELTARUNE. ㅤ♤ #UTRP #UNDERTALERP ㅤㅤ #DELTARUNERP #MVRP ㅤ♤ Writer's own portrayal. ㅤㅤ❝ ... ᴛʜᴇ ㅤㅤㅤBAD GUY . ❞
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♤ LANCER‼
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♤ LANCER‼
2 years
And To All, A Good Bite (to eat)
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♤ LANCER‼
2 years
Happy Birthday to all!!!
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@THRASHMACHlNE
SUSIE. 🪓
3 years
@HesASpade this motherfucker didn't know a god damn thing
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
REAL THING THAT HAPPENED
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
@theangeIsheaven @THRASHMACHlNE did you say this...
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
It's true!! I'd love to help out, but, unfortunately, my tongues are tied!
@THRASHARCHIVES
moved to @THRASHMACHlNE
3 years
@EGGH0G can't. "Male Rats" are the only ones that can do that, or some dumb crap like that.
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moved to @THRASHMACHlNE
3 years
where the fuck is he right now
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
[ placing a spade bomb on the ground ] [ equipping the market gardener ]
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
i figured out how to do the spade bomb attack that the guy who used to live in the Blue Basement knew how to do.
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
i'm named after a spear's.
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
it's because they're italian.
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
ohoho...!! I've figured it out! The reason Kris' soul can seal the fountains ISN'T just because they're a "human",
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
I always deal with my problems with a full hand!!
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
the roaring
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
Watch as Aubrey Fans will conveniently ignore we already signed the pact of comraderye
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@Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
Queen
4 years
// "My dad is awesome!!! He's in jail right now" is fucking sending me
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♤ LANCER‼
4 years
@COMETHAMMER ?????? My dad is awesome. He's in jail right now!! You'll have to speak to my variety of Lesser Dads if you have any issues.
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@THRASHARCHIVES
moved to @THRASHMACHlNE
3 years
sometimes I look at Lancer and he's doing the fucking ":P" with the weird monitor face that i didn't even know he HAD
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3 years
One Day He'll Also Have The Long Fucked Up Alien Head
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♤ LANCER‼
3 years
did you know? "Susie" has a "muscles" on the top of her head that lets her control the "Hair's" in front of her eye's!
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