Lou P Henle
@HenleLou
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mediocre nephrologist. full-time troll. aspiring retiree. |all tweets are solid medical advice| /join #LouCrew\ chill out this is parody
between convoluted tubules
Joined January 2020
@brian_rifkin @NephroSeeker I stole this pic for a header on my profile. Thanks!.
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After a long hiatus from X/Twitter, I've decided to transition to Bluesky for my world renowned medical insights. One question. Is it pronounced "Blue Sky" or "blueskee"? because I much prefer the latter. .
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Wearing a shirt that says "Daddy" takes on a whole new meaning when you are in public without your kid. #LifeLessons.
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Patient's SBP>190. patient: it must've been something I ate. Me: more like something you didn't eat. YOUR PILLS!. patient: . yeah.
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Just told the xphozah rep they should give out free diapers with the pills. not sure they liked my suggestion.
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I mean. I guess it depends where you cannulate but I don't think this is possible.
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To celebrate father's day weekend my dad and I attempted to assemble a baby gate but in true dad fashion we didn't read the instructions. It took twice as long as it would if we had read the instructions. Moral of the story- embrace fatherhood and screw instruction manuals.
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Doctor on the phone in the hall: "I'm trying to deal with a patient trying to die on me, can I call you back?". I mean it's a valid excuse. .
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This morning I accidentally ordered labs on a deceased patient. So I guess it's going to be that kind of day. .
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Me to HD pt: I'll send that rx. Pt: you can send prescriptions?. Me: why wouldn't I be able to?. Pt: . Me: you know I'm a doctor right? Who did you think I was?. Pt: I thought you were just a guy that goes around and talks to ppl. **I've been following this pt for 6 months.
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My wife thought it would be a good idea to replace the mobile with our son's toy. Looks like poor Woody went to the gallows.
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Someone threw panties in my yard and I'm not sure how to feel about it. On one hand, they fit perfectly but on the other hand they're not really my style.
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New patient: you don't look like what I was expecting . Me: yeah. You were expecting someone that looked like an actual doctor.
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Number of times my house alarm has gone off for a burglar: 0. Number of times my house alarm has gone off when I leave because I forgot to disarm it before opening the door: 1000.
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It's like Christmas morning when you get an envelope from @brian_rifkin. Thanks for my own personal print of Sisyphus. SisyPISS?
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