Some people meditate. I stare at freshly painted walls.

I’ll happily spend hours decorating but hate cleaning up after.

That noise when the roller sleeve is perfectly loaded… oddly satisfying.

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Whoever said "patience is a virtue" never waited for paint to dry.

My weekend plans are 90% snacks, 10% ambition.

Does anyone else mentally redecorate friends’ houses while visiting?

Masking tape = the only reason I look remotely competent.

The satisfaction of running a perfect bead of sealant should be studied.

The only workout I’m committed to is shaking a paint tin like it owes me money.

Wax on, wax off.

Applied lacquer to my table. Now I need coasters for my coasters.

Waxing your table: oddly therapeutic. Waxing your legs: not so much.

They say nothing in life is certain except death and taxes. We’d like to add: procrastination AND finding the perfect paint colour. (Just pick one of our 118... trust us.)

Finally finished a DIY project I started… three months ago. Feels good. That’s all.

Some people do vision boards. We just stare at the colour samples until it makes sense.

DIY project tip: if you pretend you know what you’re doing, the walls won’t know the difference. Hemway paint just makes it look like you actually do.

Apparently glitter is not a personality trait. But it is on all my clothes now, so🤷‍♀️😅

Silicone sealants and Ibiza Bob’s barber both peaked in 2004.

Tried our chalk paint on a piece of old furniture? Warning: you might start painting everything. Chairs. Drawers. Neighbour’s wheelie bin. It’s a slippery slope.