“𝐒𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠.. ..𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲, 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐠?” 🧬N/SFW🧬 🧬Literate.🧬 [#MVRP] [#P5RP]

You can have three.

I mean— Yeah, I was tired— You can have a few of my bubble machines, I buy them in bulk :)

I do !!! I stored them in the closet when I passed out for three months.

[kills him]

Wow. . . He’s been sleeping for three months. He had dreams of being some hero with a sword, and an artist who drew Pervy content. What a trip. Maybe he should stop drinking bubble fluid.

Playing with bubbles, killing Russian gangsters :) The usual.

. . . . . . Yeah bro, we could get pizza, or Olive Garden or something. That would be cool.

Yeah. We’re very handsome dudes. . With awesome interests. That’s why Miami is cool.

Bikes are cool. Yeah. . . . We’re just cool dudes with cool interests. .

Yeah, I’m pretty sure anyone could agree on that ? Sanity is tubular.

Well, the lady who lives with me, and my tape recorder. Nothing too crazy.

I would kill ten thousand Russians for three bubble machines. These are one of three things that keeps me sane.

Oh. . I thought I was talking to a bubble machine efficionado. I use mine every day.

Do you keep them clean ? Do you feed them bubbles when they run out ? . . . Bubble machines are serious business.

I didn’t know they made duck ones— I just buy the whale ones in bulk and cover my apartment in bubbles.

.. . . . They are. I like these ones because they’re shaped like whales.

Setting up bubble machines in the house to keep his sanity- Hope the gf doesn’t get angry—

!!! :) Oh boy

! ! ! ! WHY???

Laying on the couch :)