How it How it’s started going

don’t make me tap the sign

can’t sell $AMZN stock if AWS is down

the AWS outage doesn’t affect you if you’re pure of heart (no scaling events today)

i showed u my PR please respond

The internet version of folding your laundry are all those tabs you have open in your browser

actually i’m saving eye contact for marriage

The only thing this is testing is my patience.

take my job? can AI love? can AI dance? can AI break production on a Friday?

do I want my juniors using copilot? yes actually, it’s just a stack overflow wrapper they can reference whatever they want just use critical thinking once in awhile

“no bro LLM’s are good at code you just have to write the prompt in a specific way” mf that’s just coding with more steps

Standing desk this ergonomics that bro just stand up once in awhile

gonna let copilot do my taxes how many years will i rot in jail

My new years tradition is to finish a fifth of patron to clear all cache, history and cookies from the previous year

2024 was chillmaxxing and aura farming 2025 we are shipping 🚀

my instagram is a modern day catholic stained glass window honestly

oAuth? just trust me

I lied put your clothes back on we’re solving AoC puzzles

slept 3 hours last night and it’s almost midnight should I learn Go or do AoC puzzle

wdym “good morning” i’ve lived a whole life before standup

Commenting “Yikes” on every pull request today