Billy Jansen ⚜️
@HellbenderSTL
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Unapologetically insufferable CITY, COYS, Buckeyes, Chiefs, Blues, Cards, & sometimes MO State. Love my wife! PROUD Girl dad! AirPod owner. 90% sarcasm.
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“I don’t even spend the fake money I earn in video games” I heard that 😂
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But seriously. The amount of people from Iraq that have reached out and offered to buy new ones or “track them down” is unreal. It’s not necessary, obviously, but people are so kind ❤️
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مرحباً بكل من وجد هذا من العراق. لا، لا أريد إعادتهم، لكني أقدر كل العروض. لقد جعلتني القصة نفسها سعيدة وأنا أحب جميع القصص الأخرى التي شاركها الناس هنا. آمل أن يكون هذا قد جلب بعض السعادة إلى يومك.
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THE SOCCER CAPITOL JUST TOPPED 132.1 DECIBELS!!!!! YOU ARE NOT IN kansas ANYMORE!!!!!
#AllForCITY
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Apparently, some massive Arabic accounts found this overnight because it ballooned to 12 million views 😂 my phone won’t stop blowing up, they’ve also found my Instagram account… This is wild!
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@Lurker0427
@Apple
Leave them at the airport at an information stand. Easy enough to track back to.
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The kindness shown in this hilarious thread has been hard to ignore.
I was looking for charities that help Iraqi people and one of the best rated charities I could find was Save The Children-Iraq.
Consider a gift of this was entertaining to you 😊
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News Update: BillPods Pro have entered a new phase of their journey: Zen Mode. Time for an early morning wake up call.
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😂 my “for you” trends are now half Arabic. What is happening.
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Hahahahahahahah someone created a Google Maps location for them 😂
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We were an expansion team that shocked all of MLS and won their conference. We will only build on this.
We have the best fans in MLS. We will only build on this.
Let’s be sad now. Let’s be sad together. And then we can be a gosh-darn goldfish. Onward. Forward.
🫶🏼
#AllForCITY
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While you are here and concerned over my AirPods’ global travels, imma take a minute to ask
@woodyinho
Marco Reus to join his boy Roman Bürki at
@stlCITYsc
here in a month or two.
Cheers. 🍻
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مساء الخير لمتابعيني من العراق، أتمنى لكم يوم سعيد. تابع الليلة مباراة كرة قدم مثيرة بين سانت لويس سيتي وشيكاغو فاير. طاب مساؤك!
#allforCITY
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AI imagines St Louis CITY building a 68,000 seat soccer specific stadium.
A couple of these would low-key be amazing
#AllForCITY
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How am I just now seeing this? Ted Lasso was just a character on an NBC Sports commercial 10 years ago?!
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Totally forgot about spotting this mansion flying out of St. Louis today. Who the crap lives here?! And why would you need 16,000 ft.�� living in Saint Charles Missouri lol
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For being the soccer capital of America, it’s weird to not see any Sporting KC apparel in the airport.
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You love to see this from your sporting director. Well done Lutz.
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The zoom in the Apple iPhone 15 Pro Max is impressive.
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@USMNT
@headdturnerr
@tyler_adams14
@cameroncv2
that second half was wildly unnecessary. We completely abandoned the first half gameplan that was working so well.
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👀
From St. Louis to Iraq: The unexpected journey of a man's lost AirPods
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@BarryOnHere
@CJ7STROUD
The amount of people thinking this is a real tweet is hilarious and sad at the same time.
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But for real, who says no to this.
Stay tuned for more Iraq AirPod and Reus STL CITY updates.
#AllForCITY
✌️
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All joking aside,every single
@SportingKC
fan we ran into was welcoming and friendly, both before and after the match. At the end of the day, our two clubs need to hold up the standard of the beautiful game in the middle of this country.
#AllForCITY
#SportingKC
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Not typically one for keeper kits, but that Bürki home keeper kit is a work of freaking art. 🖼️
#AllForCITY
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Both were shots on goal.
Both hit ‘incidental’ hands/arms that were away from the body.
One was called for review and awarded a PK.
One wasn’t.
🤷🏻♂️
#AllForCITY
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I HATE THE AMERICAN HEALTHCARE/HEALTH INSURANCE SYSTEM. It is the worst, and I would totally be behind the citizens rising up and trying to get actual change for it.
My wife has been struggling for years and was FINALLY getting close to getting some answers...
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Earlier tonight, I incorrectly stated that a Sounders player had punched Stroud in the throat whilst watching this play happen live in person. After finding this on the replay, it was just an elbow to the throat. I apologize for getting this wrong.
#AllForCITY
#sounders
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5-1 FINAL!!!
ON TOP OF THE LEAGUE
ON TOP OF THE LEAGUEEEEE
ST LOUIS CITY
ON TOP OF THE LEAGUE
#AllForCITY
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City’s record is 0-2 when I have gotten them, but the Beast BBQ Pork Steak Sandwich is still 💯.
@FootyScran
|
@stlCITYsc
|
@BEASTCraftBBQ
$19.99 USD
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“Fuck St. Louis” and “Fuck you ref” chant coming through loud and clear, thanks to Apple mic’ing up the KC supporters for some reason (why do they need to be amplified lmao)
@TaylorTwellman
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1) I’ll take the point at altitude 10/10 times
2) please never have teal as our alternate kit color
3) we should have lost this match
4) BÜRKI BETTER WIN GK ON TOTMD
5) that ref crew was so bad
6) so were the announcers
7) time to beat Omaha on Tuesday
#AllForCITY
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CITYPARK reached it’s peak decibels on Löwen’s PK, tonight. 123.0, which was 9 less than the Miggy goal, last week.
#AllForCITY
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lol there’s still 30 minutes prior to kick… the north end is already 95% full, for a Wednesday night match.
Saint Louis is special.
#AllForCITY
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An open letter to
@MLS
and
@thesoccerdon
This decision is an outright betrayal of the rich history and heritage embedded within the fabric of American soccer. The US Open Cup isn't just a tournament; it's a testament to the grassroots passion of clubs across the nation.
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The level of love and support that STL shows for CITY makes me legitimately think that we could have built and sustainably supported a 40,000 seat stadium
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The bickering behind Löwen within the
#AllForCITY
ranks is disgusting me today. Put that shit behind you and support your player for the day. You can support the human while still not being happy about him not wearing the pride warmup kit.
C’mon.
We’re better than this.
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WELCOME. TO THE.
REDDDDDDD KINGGGDOMMMMM.
CITY Red, that is!
This scarf is our battle flag, and tomorrow, kansas is our battleground. It’s time for an invasion.
VAMOS.
#AllForCITY
#JuntosPorCITY
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My $0.02…this match should always be red kit vs blue kit, regardless.
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He saved us when Klauss went out. Our 2023 story is not what it was without him.
That PLUS he was more involved than any other
@stlCITYsc
player during the off season, in and around St. Louis. Looked like he bought a house plus a ton of other activities.
Farewell, Niko!! 👉👈
🔵🇺🇸 USA striker Niko Gioacchini, set to join Italian side Como — agreement reached with St Louis City.
All parties waiting for paperwork to be approved by MLS then time to travel for medical.
Exclusive story, confirmed. ⤵️🇮🇹
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I was today years old when I found out
@MissouriState
students were S T I L L on winter break?! That’s insane.
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Watts played incredible tonight.
Yaro played incredible tonight.
Hiebert locked down his side again.
Big Sam brace.
Blom locked it down.
Bürki Bürki’d.
That was so much fun!
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