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His Majesty The King. The Voice Of Reason. Lord Of Banter. The Sage | Full Stack Software Engineer
Blantyre City, Malawi
Joined February 2012
Every comment section has a dumbass asking grok obvious questions
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Nuclear talk has totally started to desensitize us but let's take a step back to assess what we're actually dealing with here. So imagine... An entire city... Being vaporized in a split second. At temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun... Man made horrors.
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If I can buy the yacht twice? I can also buy the watch no problem
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All these posts I'm writing I'm gonna delete them don't worry 🤣🤣🤣 we can mass delete things my friend and start afresh!
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Akuwopa! Akuwopa! 🎶😂
BREAKING: US navy is refusing requests from the shipping companies for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz despite earlier promises from US officials, US navy believes the risk of attacks in the area is currently too high – Reuters
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It's so crazy how people go on and on about 'the Bible condones slavery!' (Side note ⚠️: The Bible does NOT mean oppressive servitude). But then you have people being sold as slaves in many of these Muslim countries in real-time! But no one raises a finger!
A Muslim man selling a female slave in a marketplace in Mauritania. 😑
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African Muslim man sells African female into slavery LOL. Ah yes religion of peace once again.
A Muslim man selling a female slave in a marketplace in Mauritania. 😑
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Kidnappers: Ey... No hard feelings right?... We good?
Reports confirm that Sameer, owner of Crossroads Hotel, who was abducted on 6 February 2026, has safely returned home. 🚨
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This is gonna hit too close to home if you know what I mean
🚨🚨🚨 The Iranian military has warned people to stay at least 1 km away from US-linked banks in the Middle East, stating they will be targeted
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I went to greet Pete Hegseth and all I got was this handshake LOL
Historically white U.S. soldiers frequently refused to salute Black officers U.S Secretary of War Pete Hegseth saluted all of the white soldiers exept the black soldier. Failing to salute an officer based on race is a serious violation of military protocal that lead to discipline
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Out here looking like a WANTED poster
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Controller!! **Her boss comes with a card to scan the machine** 🤣🤣
ShopWise kulinso Controller?
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Women hurt women 😂😂😂
She was excited to work at an "all-female workplace." Then reality hit her hard 😂😂😂
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Koma guys!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Banja ilili!!
Just in: “I am Officially Divorced” - Michael who was the Husband of Angela from 90 Days Fiancé reveals
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Did she also bomb Nigeria?
Nollywood Actress, Belinda Effah is now a member of the US Navy.
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Yes there was a Windows 8. On top of that, there was a Windows 8.1 did you forget that? LOL
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