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His Majesty The King. The Voice Of Reason. Lord Of Banter. The Sage | Full Stack Software Engineer

Blantyre City, Malawi
Joined February 2012
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
1 month
Join me in this episode of surviving tech lol
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
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Every comment section has a dumbass asking grok obvious questions
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
18 minutes
Nuclear talk has totally started to desensitize us but let's take a step back to assess what we're actually dealing with here. So imagine... An entire city... Being vaporized in a split second. At temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun... Man made horrors.
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
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If I can buy the yacht twice? I can also buy the watch no problem
@GlobalWatchClub
The Global Watch Club
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Would you rather have the Yacht or the Watch?
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
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All these posts I'm writing I'm gonna delete them don't worry 🀣🀣🀣 we can mass delete things my friend and start afresh!
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
5 hours
Akuwopa! Akuwopa! πŸŽΆπŸ˜‚
@Currentreport1
Current Report
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BREAKING: US navy is refusing requests from the shipping companies for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz despite earlier promises from US officials, US navy believes the risk of attacks in the area is currently too high – Reuters
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
6 hours
It's so crazy how people go on and on about 'the Bible condones slavery!' (Side note ⚠️: The Bible does NOT mean oppressive servitude). But then you have people being sold as slaves in many of these Muslim countries in real-time! But no one raises a finger!
@Pseudo_Prophet_
Pseudo Prophet
14 hours
A Muslim man selling a female slave in a marketplace in Mauritania. πŸ˜‘
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
6 hours
African Muslim man sells African female into slavery LOL. Ah yes religion of peace once again.
@Pseudo_Prophet_
Pseudo Prophet
14 hours
A Muslim man selling a female slave in a marketplace in Mauritania. πŸ˜‘
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
6 hours
Kidnappers: Ey... No hard feelings right?... We good?
@slicemagazine
The Slice Magazine
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Reports confirm that Sameer, owner of Crossroads Hotel, who was abducted on 6 February 2026, has safely returned home. 🚨
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
6 hours
This is gonna hit too close to home if you know what I mean
@IranObserver0
Iran Observer
8 hours
🚨🚨🚨 The Iranian military has warned people to stay at least 1 km away from US-linked banks in the Middle East, stating they will be targeted
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
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Trump is losing it right now..... SMH
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
9 hours
I went to greet Pete Hegseth and all I got was this handshake LOL
@kevinblue345
kevin blue
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Historically white U.S. soldiers frequently refused to salute Black officers U.S Secretary of War Pete Hegseth saluted all of the white soldiers exept the black soldier. Failing to salute an officer based on race is a serious violation of military protocal that lead to discipline
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
10 hours
Out here looking like a WANTED poster
@slicemagazine
The Slice Magazine
11 hours
Create a budget song. πŸ‘€
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
10 hours
Controller!! **Her boss comes with a card to scan the machine** 🀣🀣
@DemobreyPilDash
The Distro. ➐
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ShopWise kulinso Controller?
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
10 hours
Women hurt women πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@JedediahBila
Jedediah Bila
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She was excited to work at an "all-female workplace." Then reality hit her hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
10 hours
Koma guys!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Banja ilili!!
@GossipMillNaija
Gossip Mill Nigeria
22 hours
Just in: β€œI am Officially Divorced” - Michael who was the Husband of Angela from 90 Days FiancΓ© reveals
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
10 hours
6 years ago lol
@PopBase
Pop Base
13 hours
6 years ago today, COVID-19 was officially declared a global pandemic.
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
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@SAlexashenko
Sergey Alexashenko
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Minesweeper but it's the Strait of Hormuz. https://t.co/mxaa226GUu
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
12 hours
The US has to be stopped
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
20 hours
Did she also bomb Nigeria?
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
1 day
Nollywood Actress, Belinda Effah is now a member of the US Navy.
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@Helix_W
ROYALTY πŸ‘‘
21 hours
Yes there was a Windows 8. On top of that, there was a Windows 8.1 did you forget that? LOL
@HarmlessYardDog
Battle Beagle
2 days
Wait, there was a Windows 8?
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