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Edenton, NC
Joined July 2015
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@Beefeater_Fella
Beefeater
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08:20 Putin: “We will announce a new weapon, soon” 14:30 An accident occurred at the Scientific Testing Center of the Rocket and Space Industry of Russia in Peresvet, Moscow. This is a key facility of "Roscosmos" for testing rocket engines and spacecraft. This is the main
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@swd2
Warren
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@JamesSurowiecki
James Surowiecki
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Blatant violation of the Hatch Act, illegally using taxpayer money for political propaganda. I know - no one cares.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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@FluteMagician
🇺🇦Radio Free NAFO Jack’s House
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So that soybean trade deal Trump was allegedly working on to save American farmers? It’s not going to happen now. But it was never going to happen anyway. Those farmers are going to go bankrupt.
@SpencerHakimian
Spencer Hakimian
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Trump is taking out losing the Nobel Peace Prize on American businesses that buy from China:
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@YourAnonNews
Anonymous
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@gtconway3d
George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥
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If a pharmaceutical company could mass produce whatever compassion pills Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to have been taking lately, we could save the world
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@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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Guy who is zip-tying American children and shooting pastors on the head with pepper balls wants Peace Prize.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1
TheRealThelmaJohnson
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Giving ICE Agents student loan forgiveness is like giving Stephen Miller a comb
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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I’m pretty sure if we designed an assisted living facility to look like the WH and put lots of gold all over it and a ballroom with his late 70s playlist on a loop we could coax him in there and he wouldn’t know the difference.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus? TRUMP: Suspending who? Q: Habeas corpus TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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@Roshan_Rinaldi
Roshan Rinaldi
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Presidential accomplishments:
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@Havoc_Six
Havoc
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The idea of "shopping" for dogs or cats or any other pet irritates the fuck out of me. Breeders churning out breeds with known health defects that haunt them for the rest of their shortened lives while buyers claim they can't go to shelter and adopt because, dontcha know, those
@HasansOldTweets
hasans_old_tweets
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Throwback to when Hasan Piker was shopping for dogs and a concerned chatter asked him to avoid certain purebreeds due to health issues. He ranted at the chatter saying "I know they have breathing problems, I don't give a shit... that's a lib-ass take... it's just a fucking dog".
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@ProjectLincoln
The Lincoln Project
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Trump is much weaker than he looks. He's always been a bloated, sloppy, low-IQ flaccid failure. Now he’s a bloated, sloppy, low-IQ flaccid failure desperately trying to distract from all that by attacking US cities w/ our military & trying to jail his political opponents.
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@fella6h9
Fella H
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Oh sweet an actual foreign asset in congress
@RT_com
RT
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Zelensky sends $50 million EVERY MONTH to a Saudi Bank – GOP Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Saving up for a rainy day, Vladimir?
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@actingliketommy
Political Punk
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@Rightanglenews kash SEES 110,000 but there are actually only 177.
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@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
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Oh, we've entered the "shooting priests" phase of the Glorious Trump Revolution. Good to know.
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@Not_JPod_art
NotJPod 🇺🇦
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This is a cat that survived after russian bombing of Chernihiv, October 6
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@chucktodd
Chuck Todd
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I don’t think folks realize how surreal this is. The fact that the Texas governor refuses to respect another state’s right should alarm Texans. Imagine the outcry from Abbott himself if it was Texas on the receiving end of unwanted National Guard from Illinois?
@ABC
ABC News
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Members of the Texas National Guard have arrived in Illinois, according to sources familiar with their whereabouts and video taken of them at an Army Reserve training facility in a Chicago suburb. Read more: https://t.co/AkmU3diD97
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@AwesomeNewsom
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
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AFTER I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, CRUSHED TRUMP IN COURT AGAIN, DONNY RELEASED HIS MEMOIR ON LOSING. I DIDN'T KNOW HE CAN READ OR WRITE BUT CONGRATULATIONS. AND DONNY REMEMBER, IT'S NOT HOW MANY TIMES YOU LOSE, WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AND LOSE AGAIN. THANK YOU - GCN
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@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
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Benny Johnson posts a video of himself as Batman beating up migrants outside a Walmart. This is MAGA.
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@tmorello
Tom Morello
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It’s wild how people can effortlessly understand the righteousness of everybody from Robin Hood to Andor and then in real life simp for the Sheriff of Nottingham and the Death Star
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