Heebr Peebert
@HeebrPeebert
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Retired Book, Television and Movie Critic Now starting my passion project : "On the Road with Heebr Peebert" First stop ----- Going back down to Goblintown
On the Road
Joined February 2023
Dear friends, I am sorry to say that there has been a change in my travel plans. I had initially intended to travel to @goblintown but have just learned that it now finds itself smack dab in the center of the focus of the well-trained line of sight of the @biginc Corporation.
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This is a very important test. Which of these is the most likely to?.
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Dearest @goblintown I have been diligently trying for fortnights to sound the warning alarms of @biginc and their horrid Chicken Seizure Wraps. Must you remain so obliquely indirected from seeing the perilous dangers in your very midsts !?!.
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Oh horror of horrors!.
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I'm Heebr Peebert and this is my review . gOBliNtOwN wEAKli should be your only source of news right now in @goblintown . They alone are looking at the @biginc "situation" with the discernment of understanding in this momentous moment. I fear @TIMEPieces has abandoned us.
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Blending in with the root vegetables, indeed! Excellent advice Grumble - I'll bet you've played many successful rounds of Goblins & Hostages!!! Which vegetable do you recommend I masquerade as? Fargix Blatherskyte did, of course, once infamously call me a "Turnip headed son of a.
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Very busy today and my mind is in a million places but I wanted to do a quick shout-out to a few gobs I've seen resisting the disarmingly seductive wiles of the unwanted interloper. I hope that @KolorTechno @RoyceB1 and @l3luel3lazer will keep up their efforts! Thank you!!.
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Oh, and @i_miller00 , I was truly delighted to hear that @goblintown now has 69 blades of grass flourishing within its comfy confines. When I was a young gob, there was but a single blade of the greenish goodness, and on Sundays we all lined up to take turns touching it.
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GM @i_miller00 and thank you for the exhilarating message you sent me via the @g_weakli program last night. I was in the situation room but my operatives in attendance relayed the information to me. Frankly, I am as giddy as Sue Heck was when she first formed the wrestlettes!!📣.
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ALERT - I need help from the brightest minds in @goblintown in assessing this video taken by an inside source at @biginc . They seem to have found some new, nefarious use for cabbages. @g_weakli @munqthegoblin @TIMEPieces @1MrPapi @DeeboGoblin @icecreamsandwtf @RickyBurpflaps
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Kudos to @g_weakli for obtaining and sharing this information. My late friend Codric Bonerstone would be so proud! He always said the best disinfectant was the illuminating light of clear observation, mixed with a pint of bleach. May all whom this reaches hear your clarion call.
⚠️CONTENT ⚠️ (video may be disturbing to citizens of @goblintown) More leaked @biginc. @secretsociety.footage allegedly from a recent high-level meeting on 4/28/2023. BiG iNC has declined to comment. Tune in to week's edition of GWeakli for more on this developing story.
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Dear Heavens! This is horrid!! Goblins, when you come to the time in which you must flee, you will be pleased to know that the refuge that S.A.V.I.G.E. and I are creating will never require showers, brushes, teeth or any clothing or hygiene whatsoever!.
We welcome all goblins who've taken a shower, brushed their teeth, and put on a tie! 👋✨.
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I've reached out to some old contacts at S.A.V.I.G.E.* in hopes of a temporary alliance. They are normally anti-NFT, but I believe they will relish an opportunity to take on Big Tie / Big Tech. *Serious And Very Important Goblin Edgelords.
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And so, rather than continuing on with my visit home, I will be making a decidedly tactical diversion to @gobadelphia to set up a refugee camp for the wretched masses that will soon be looking for a space in which to subsist.
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But I began to learn the truth, and had to leave my burgeoning and immensely satisfying career behind. The truth . brainwashed animals . shoddy products . chicken seizure wraps . and much much more. @goblintown is in the gravest of dangers!.
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As you know, I've recently had a bit of a run in with @biginc myself, when they deliberately and purposefully acquired a controlling interest in the New York Daily Doodler where I had worked oh so many years.
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That would have been a horrible sentence to utter about any location, but much more so the land of my birth, in which so many of my friends, colleagues and relations still reside.
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