The Gobbler
@HedgeLordCrypto
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I never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Joined December 2021
Chimpfone has removed "2047" from his username and refuses to answer any questions about whether or not it'd still be possible to download a chimp to your phone by the year 2047. I fear the project may have suffered a setback. His silence is very worrying. - The Gobbler
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Jager be like free Palestine! I be like ok dude I'll take it if you're offering, thank you. But then he doesn't give it to me? What the heck... 🤔 - The Gobbler
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I have a $3b ChillHouse short open on MEXC. Slightly concerned right now... - The Gobbler
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As some of you know, I declared war against "Chill House" 134 days ago. The recent involvement of Cobie has put me at a disadvantage and made things quite complex. My wife has been really worried, she even suggested that I prepare to surrender but I reassured her that Cobie is
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I urge "Chill House" to accept its fate and die gracefully. Jesse cannot save you. Your greatest ally based16z (whatever that means) has switched sides. Alon already abandoned you long ago. Let's not make this uglier than it needs to be. - The Gobbler
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"Usually it’s just like (Pointless slop) - The Gobbler" - X (formerly Twitter) user @chimpfone2047
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This is worse than 9/11, the Holocaust, Chernobyl, and the Covid crash combined. - The Gobbler
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If it's an asshole, I'm inside it (Ah, cock) If I see dick, I gotta ride it (I gotta ride that shit) I got a boner, gotta hide it (Gotta hide that shit) If I see foreskin, gotta bite it (I'm fucking gay) My peepee small but I don't mind it I see a porno, gotta buy it I see big
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Wot wot wot desu desu desu
@chimpfone2047 Thank god you didn't include the message above that one - The Gobbler
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The market is showing it's ass. I guess you could say coins are mooning... #Web3Comedy
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Never get out of the hood or you'll lose the motivation you need to get out of the hood. - The Gobbler
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I went to nibbler school for 3 years but failed to graduate because of my tendency to gobble. I tried to get a degree in gobbling later but sadly no gobbler school would accept me due to my past association with nibblers. - The Gobbler (self-taught)
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Pov: You are about to see a naked black guy doing the helicopter with his dick
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Just received a report saying that monad rhymes with gonads, which is slang for balls, which is slang for testicles, which is what doctors call your nuts? Big if true... - The Gobbler
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Thank you @chimpfone2047 for liberating me of my net worth through your token Xan. I really needed that money to survive & now i am in a very dark hopeless place. 3 days ago l'd sign this off w/ "Anoma give me bonah" but recent events have rendered me unable to get an erection
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