heather
@heatherjford
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Joined April 2015
"normalize naming your kids after something you love"
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alice we were dancing with death and i think about you often but i don’t want you back
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Where art thou? I'm all alone now Where art thou? I'm back in your hometown Where art thou? Fuck if I care now You've gotta figure out your shit with someone else, man I can't fix you
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me after any minor inconvenience
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not my home but i know my way around
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chat how much will a conan standing ticket be
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i’m not participating
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conan writing the whisbone trilogy scripts and adding dozens of kisses before asking corey to star in it
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how the hell is conan gray basic white girl music? not straight, not constantly on radio, not played in shopping malls, no 11 year olds lip syncing to it while wearing rhode lip gloss and holding stanleys...
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haven’t been active on here since VMA night and suddenly everyone and their mother is a fucking conan fan like bitch???? is this how the three bears felt when goldilocks showed up out of nowhere and ate all of their porridge n shit because WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
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@skinnnydipping the thumb tucked in is crazy 😭 she ain’t twiddlin shit
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THERE’S WISHBONES AND CLOVERS AND NUMBERS FROM HEAVEN
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