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0.1x engineer, PhD from UCSB PL lab, JavaScript compiler expert, working on web application security efforts @ShapeSecurity he/him

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Madhukar N Kedlaya
3 years
Hey @espn stop showing ads in the middle of the over during your @IPL ESPN+ broadcast. 🤦.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
3 years
Come work with us. We work on really cool stuff!.
@disnet
Tim Disney
3 years
My team is hiring! . Looking for another software engineer to work with us at the intersection of browsers, compilers, and security. We primarily work in JS/TS but touch other languages too. Come help us protect the web!. Reply or DM if you have questions.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
The Registrar - “Let’s use machine learning for choosing the stock photos for all our articles” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
git clean -dfx.
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status annoyicus
5 years
give me a horror story from your specialty in five words or less.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
I was too scared of the immigration folks to ask them for an autograph! 😬.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
In 2013, Gerard Butler and Stellan Skarsgård were in front of me in the immigration queue in LAX after disembarking from a BA flight.
@MavenofHonor
Mave
5 years
Now, more than ever, we should share our most mundane celebrity encounters. For example, in 2002 I saw Diane Keaton in the Gap.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
RT @IsilDillig: This is Still PLDI via @YouTube.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
Hey @Kia, “you’ve got lot of friends, what’s one less?” is kinda tone deaf for the times we are in. Don’t you think?. 2021 Kia Seltos TV Commercial, 'Night Track' [T1] -
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
This is amazing!.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
RT @ShapeSecurity: Join Shape tomorrow, April 2 at 10:00 am PT, for a discussion around Magecart and other malicious JavaScript attacks. Yo….
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
WFH tip. Change all your Google calendar events to notify you 1 min before any meeting instead of the default 10 mins. Helps a lot if you have a short attention span like me. 10 mins notification works well when people are scrambling to find meeting rooms in the offices.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
RT @eugenewei: Me on Zoom calls 10 days ago // me on Zoom today
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
Here’s a thought. Let’s all assume that we are always wearing these ink laden gloves. You don’t want ink on your face. So, stop touching your face!.You don’t want ink on your food. So, wash hands before having food. You don’t want to smear someone with ink. So don’t shake hands.
@joshtpm
Josh Marshall
5 years
A good illustration of why the surgical hand washing technique is really very important
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
“911, What’s the nature of your emergency?”.“I’m being robbed. Robbers in a truck”.“Can you describe the truck, sir?”.“All I can see is GIANT BIG APPLE BEER.”.“. ”.“Are you alright, Sir? You seem to have a concussion.”. Photo credit: @tomdale
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
RT @replit: Teachers, we want to help you teach CS remotely!. - works perfectly for remote teaching.- Providing our….
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replit.com
Replit is an AI-powered platform for building professional web apps and websites.
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
RT @reybango: Very clever use of domain naming by a bad actor. The domain was http[.]ps and was used to call a malicious JavaScript file. M….
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
5 years
Duh!! 🙄.
@BrendanEich
BrendanEich
5 years
"Popular VPN And Ad-Blocking Apps Are Secretly Harvesting User Data" via @CraigSilverman
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Madhukar N Kedlaya
6 years
This seems to be so arbitrary. Safari is optimizing for first paint over making a page actually interactable. 😕.
@jaffathecake
Jake Archibald
6 years
Seems like Safari is going to delay executing <script async src="…"> until document load. Makes it pretty much the same as defer.
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