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@HayeNoWayJose
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Proud ex-cop & fierce Blue Line supporter๐ฎ๐พ ๐ CyberSec/IG SME ๐พ JazzFunk & Soul lover ๐ถ๐ฅ Carnivore till I croak ๐ฆ๐ฅฉ !!
United Kingdom & proud of it !
Joined April 2009
I saved this a little while ago off here. I look at it regularly and say God Bless you every time. Each officer went to work that day, both them & their families expecting them to return. All murdered just for doing their job. We will remember you all ๐๐๐
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Decided to join in the Christmas Eve bunfight at Tescos this morning to get some lamb for 2mw & to be fair, when Iโd stopped laughing at the mile long queue for carrots at 5p a pop, it wasnโt too bad. In & out in 15 mins & back home by 6.30 ๐๐ผ ๐
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Alan Lister aged 39 from Wellingborough is wanted for domestic abuse related offences. Anyone who sees him or has information which could help locate him should call Northamptonshire Police on 101 quoting ref: 25000494982 or call anonymously to Crimestoppers 0800 555 111
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We are renewing our appeal to find missing woman, Robyn. Robyn's latest known sighting was in Bathwick Street, heading towards Beckford Road, in Bath city centre, at around 8pm on Thursday 27 November. If you know where Robyn is, call us ref 5225354485. https://t.co/9gilYkkEuy
avonandsomerset.police.uk
Robyn was reported missing on Wednesday 17 December, but hasnโt been seen since the end of November.
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Andrew McFarlane at Inverness Sheriff Court today. Dr McFarlane was reported to the General Medical Council (GMC) over the allegations when he was arrested in August. https://t.co/A7kVCBm7lN
bbc.co.uk
Dr Andrew McFarlane is accused of causing Ellie Wilson "fear and alarm" over a series of social media posts.
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David, 27, is vulnerable & missing from #Bristol. He's 6ft, slim & white with mousey-brown hair, now much longer than in the photo. Officers have been unable to trace him & believe he's sleeping rough. If you know where David is, please call 999 ref 5225354078.
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Finally ๐ฉ shortest day of the year is here ๐๐ผ lighter evenings from tomorrow thank goodness. Dark evenings can get in the bin ๐๐ผ ooh nice tree there too ๐ณ. #WinterSolstice #TreeClub #LightEveningsAhoy
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What kind of world are we living in where ยฃ26.00 is an acceptable price for a turkey crown? ๐ณ price gouging is rampant and not just at Christmas ๐ก
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The war on privacy and encryption goes on. This time in the UK. Under the โChildrenโs Wellbeing and Schools Billโ, lawmakers now want client-side scanning on every phone and tablet. The lawmakers write: โAny relevant device supplied for use in the UK must have installed
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No children should be seeing men's todgers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Alex @henleystandard for including me in this weeks news. I do oppose the Naked Bike Ride. Even more so now I have seen the 'spokespersons' fluffy response. I will share the @metpoliceuk update once I have heard back from @MayorofLondon and the @CityPolice as requested
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The standard of driving on the M25 today was absolutely shockingly bad, along with the atrociously filthy weather. Why canโt people slow down when itโs raining cats & dogs, the spray was as bad as the Niagara Falls, am more shocked there wasnโt an accident.
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2 funerals in 6 weeks. Feeling like Iโve been hit by a steam roller, so bought a bottle of Hendricks on the way home today๐๐ฅ God bless my Mum & my Uncle Joe, loved them both so very much. Am sure theyโre both upstairs playing dominoes and putting the world to rights. ๐ฌ๐งโค๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฒ
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Canโt believe itโs actually Christmas next week ๐ณ
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An update on the condition of the two Police Officers who received multiple gunshot injuries during the terrorist attack in Sydney. One, a probationer, was shot in the eye and may now lose his eye. https://t.co/E1vx6lSV1V
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Came across this today elsewhere on SM. I wonder who's bright idea it was to get people to do MFA whilst stood out in the open at an ATM and have their phone whipped out of their hands? Some bright spark no doubt.
Over-60s Alert: New ATM Rules Begin 15 December 2025 โ What You Need to ... https://t.co/4YgFu0ifu8 via @YouTube
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Remembering these four little darlings at their happiest. Cant believe its been four years already ๐๐๐ค๐ซถ
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Only 500 signatures. That is shocking. If I said what I really feel about men exposing their private parts in front of children for charity, my account would be locked down. Let children have wonderful memories. That does not include seeing men's private parts! #Disgusting
I have just been updated on the petition against the Naked Bike Ride. Thank you. It has reached 500 signatures. It is good to know it is not just me that feels strongly against it, but I imagine we would need a few more zeros at the end of this number to begin serious
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There are some horrible videos circulating showing the deceased at Bondi Beach. Please have some thought for their dignity and that of their families. Donโt share. ๐๐๐ผ
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Hope this guy is given an award, amazing thing to do ๐ณ๐ฉ #BondiBeach
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