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Filmmaker, sometimes problematic, occasionally not grumpy. My film CARA is available to rent or buy on digital. Once saw ghosts. Maybe.

Joined July 2009
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@HaydenHewitt
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1 month
Right now you can rent CARA for only 99p on AppleTV or buy it for just £1.99! Sale's on I guess. Fill your boots!. **Trigger Warning = Everything**.
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6 months
People seem far angrier at the Masterchef bloke than they did Huw Edwards. How odd.
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2 years
@rulajebreal He flashed children, he got off lightly. But I notice you don't mention that part.
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10 months
@MailOnline This is an absolute fucking disgrace.
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@HaydenHewitt
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1 year
Can't vote Tory because they're useless and Tories. Can't vote Labour because they're pointless and probably worse than Tories now. Can't vote Lib Dem because they're neither Liberal nor really democratic. Can't vote Green because they're fucking mental. Can't vote. Can't.
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I think I'm just blocking the worthless cunts who think I need to have an in-depth discussion about the situation in Israel and Palestine before I can simply state RAPING AND MURDERING PEOPLE IS FUCKING WRONG YOU BARBARIC SHIT STAINS. What we've seen today is not just the death.
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10 months
People acting like a job at Waterstones is some arcane, folksy gig. You're a retail worker for a corporation selling product. If you threaten to not sell that product you're replaceable. If you want to play at being the arbiter of "morality" open your own bookshop and go broke.
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2 years
@MediaversityRev You went to watch a film called "Oppenheimer" and you were somewhat upset that it was in fact about a man called Oppenheimer and not other topics you'd like it to cover?. Makes sense.
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@HaydenHewitt
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7 months
Imagine sending me an e-mail trying to cancel a good friend and wonderful professional like @DreyfusJames ?. People like this shitgibbon need to learn to spend less time harassing people and more time sorting their own shit out. Self-important little tosser.
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2 years
An estimated 1,800,000 Muslims are being held in Chinese concentration camps. Because they're Muslim. Actual camps I mean, not somewhere with shopping malls, spas, luxury villas (no, really) and all the rockets you could ever want. Where's the march for them next weekend?.
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4 years
@BBCWomansHour Age-appropriate porn? WTF? How about teaching them about consent without porn? A wild and crazy idea, I know. But it just might work. Are you fucking derranged?.
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3 years
@jk_rowling @TwitterSupport They're a little tied up handling the important stuff like misgendering or being scientifically accurate without considering people's feelings.
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3 years
The number of males insulting how @jk_rowling or others at the gathering look is amazing. To think all that pent up, impotent rage over women getting together and not centring males could be seen as anything other than what it is.
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3 years
Jameela Jamil has decided she cannot cope with a Twitter owned by Elon Musk. She was fine with Saudi being a large shareholder though and probably doesn't mind TikTok. I will miss her towering intellect.
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A rare moment of candour without banter. I've worked with @DreyfusJames twice. Not only is he a superbly accomplished actor and professional he has also become my friend. A good and decent man and do you know what we don't talk about when we catch up? None of the bollocks he's.
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If you go on someone's obituary page, one set up by their family, and decide to shit all over it because you didn't like the views of the person who died you're scum. Nothing more, you have no reason to hurt his family you vile turds. "Right side of history" my arse.
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3 years
I'm still confused why anyone with gender dysphoria who identifies as a man, wants to be called a man, and wants to be seen as a man would have a baby. I dunno if anyone got the memo but having babies isn't something we do. It all seems terribly performative.
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They kept the corpses of babies, babies they killed, as bargaining chips to secure the release of murderers. I don't give a fuck about your politics, there's no way of dressing this up no matter how hard some try. Monsters. Nothing more.
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3 years
I see JK Rowling is once again the evilest person in the universe for. **checks notes**. not considering the feelings of rapists. As you were.
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@jk_rowling Imagine calling yourself "Satan" and then being quite this weak? Shameful behaviour.
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3 years
Looking at this Frankie Boyle situation, I don't care what a comedian jokes about. It means nothing. But when that comedian starts to try and set boundaries for others and demonise them there's a certain pleasure to be had when it turns around and bites them on the arse.
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Last night, just before he went to bed, my 12 year old son gave me a big hug and told me he loved me. For that one beautiful moment the world was amazing.
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2 years
@MalesInDisguise HRT? That's a funny way to spell 'donuts'.
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3 years
@stoud @LilySimpson1312 He is a sexual abuser of a minor. Rowling is a woman standing up for women's rights. You're teaching WAY too far.
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3 years
Remember that The Independent ran a hit piece on JK Rowling written by a man who fights to destigmatise paedophiles. Really have a think about that.
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3 years
@jk_rowling You tried your best and that's what counts. These things don't always work out.
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5 years
Stephen King is free to believe whatever he likes. What I find more interesting are the comments. From the GC side there seems to be a lack of wishing death and rape upon him and no "suck my lady dick" at all that I could see. It's almost as if women don't say things like that.
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@ReduxxMag He should be in a mental hospital along with the school employees who didn't just say "Oh no, mate. You can't come in like that. Best you fuck off".
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@seangunn Mr Gunn, you're telling a woman she doesn't understand a woman's perspective on single-sex spaces. Have you ever considered you should probably be the one to "STFU" due to not understanding? No, of course you haven't. You insufferable little misogynist.
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@PrfChrisPainter @elonmusk What is it about censorship and authoritarianism you find so attractive?.
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3 years
This is just getting creepier. I'm alarmed this walking red flag has access to kids online.
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4 years
Imagine being told that not referring to someone as "Xe/Xim" is in breach of their human rights?. Canada, what have you done?.
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3 years
@FirstAvenue "We believe in diverse voices but prefer obedient people". You know Chapelle isn't a bigot, but you know you want to appear virtuous. Comedy was never meant to be safe, you've really fucked up.
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@talkRADIO LOL, shenanigans again. Twitter polls are only as valuable as the accounts that share them.
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3 years
I don't think telling everyone that if you don't get your own way you'll strip naked and piss on the floor is one for the win column if I'm honest.
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5 years
"translesbian". That's just a straight male isn't it?.
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2 years
"Punch a Nazi" is a common phrase. Why is it that when actual Neo-Nazis showed up the "Activists" didn't run over and begin punching them instead of screaming at and spitting on women?. It's almost as if. .
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@TheChrisMosier Chris, you're doing well and you're almost "there". Have a think about why nobody is outraged that a female is excelling in female sport. Come on, mate. You can do it!.
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Less than 24 hours in the job and women went straight under the bus. That's progressive!.
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India Willoughby is a drooling shitgibbon. Before social media people like that would simply spend their days standing at bus stops and arguing with pigeons.
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Just a bunch of narcissistic fetishists and cosplayers mocking a woman who dared to speak the truth. Your self centred fragility is nobody else's problem. #RIPJKRowling.
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@WorkPsychol @alzheimerssoc No, nothing wrong. My wife had all her grieving done for her mum long before her body gave in. It's such a cruel illness.
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South African doctors seen adamant that Omicron is the least dangerous variant we have seen with almost no serious illness. Our elected representatives have just voted to further erode our freedoms, protect nobody and hurt our economy. And some of you people are happy about this?.
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@drquinngyn @DocAhmadMalik "Not a good look"? You're leaning on the fact you're a gynaecologist to say a man is a woman, are you sure that's a great look professionally speaking? You'd expect someone in your position to know the difference.
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@Higgins802 It's a 90's sitcom you pathetically weak waste of skin.
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@bbcmtd @TheGreenParty @melissampgp @redditchrachel The fucking state of him. Well played, BBC. Well played.
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@labourlewis Breastfeeding women are constantly worried about whether to eat certain foods let alone use medication. What drugs was this male on when he decided to eschew formula and pop his nipple in that baby's mouth?. You're trying to appear virtuous. You are not.
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@MaryTracy @local__celeb Seems to me like GenZ get the joke far better than millenials ever could. They've learned that constant whining and virtue signalling don't actually fix anything. Good on them.
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"There's a Jew? GET HIM!!!". "Pro Palestinian" movement hunting Jews in London. Going well, eh? Still, I'm sure we'll be told on the news how it was mostly peaceful.
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DOWNING STREET NOW. Anti Zionist crowd goes mad. rumour is a Zionist has shown up!
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3 years
Why are people being suspended for pointing out the blatantly obvious?.
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"You shouldn't be having an expensive lunch, women are starving in the world". "I know people are being refused expensive cancer drugs but it's important that I am given free drugs so that I can grow tits and experience euphoria in the ladies toilets otherwise I can't exist".
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Amazing, @jk_rowling can wish a 10 year old child with cancer a happy birthday and people think it's reasonable to take opportunity to vent their spleens about what a TERF she is. And they STILL try to claim the moral high ground.
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Lots of angry men on Twitter today bemoaning the fact that, in light of @MForstater 's victory, it is going to be more difficult to get people fired for not respecting the lines they draw in the sand.
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Huw Edwards got a suspended sentence eh? Each of those images captures a life damaged so brutally the child may never get over it. But yeah, fuck all for the filthy bastard. And the government wonder why people are concerned about two-tier justice?. Every week nonces walk free.
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Imagine creating and curating a 40k+ name blocklist and not realising you're fucking mental?.
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2 years
Why are a load of masked men - and a tone deaf trombone player - screaming "From the river to the sea" at #LetWomenSpeakLeeds ? Intersectional lunacy clearly gives your brain a thorough smoothing.
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Happening now at #LetWomenSpeakLeeds .Video via @Wayward_sestra
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@DreyfusJames @mcashmanCBE He talks of talent like he's Laurence Olivier rather than someone who did a couple of years in Eastenders before clawing his way to some position of influence. In short, bellend.
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@JakeWSimons @JewishChron @felixpope_ "Unwittingly involved in an Isis terror plot". Something that's easily done, who hasn't found themselves in that kind of pickle?.
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@KatyMontgomerie @YouGov Why are you annoyed? This is what you and people such as yourself have worked for with your gaslighting, pseudo science and the like. This is your doing, enjoy your success.
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If having problems with what's in this image (and others from this event) makes me a homophobe then so be it.
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The man who innocently came into Manchester with his wife just for something to eat and nothing else apart from a quick, and coincidental, look at the Pankhurst statue before being "attacked" by "transphobes" has a timeline filled with TRA material. Seems totally legit.
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I'm just glad Keir Starmer's enforcers haven't noticed that @rosieduffield , @jk_rowling , @DreyfusJames and myself get together every third Sunday to drink pints of snakebite, double Pernod and black while we play strip Dungeons and Dragons and watch inappropriate comedy.
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@GadSaad @rickygervais White supremacist anti-semitic, Lebanese, Jewish Nazi's are the WORST!.
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Crispin Blunt. Once tried to see a woman removed from her job for believing in women's rights but went to bat for a man convicted of the sexual assault of a 15-year-old because, in his eyes, it was all minor nonsense. Yeah.
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It feels like something bad is coming in the UK doesn't it? Something we don't need. The far left and others being rabidly hateful and uncontrollable by the police and the far right becoming empowered. This can't go anywhere good.
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Don't forget, if someone writes a letter saying bad people are bad you should sign it so everyone knows you think bad people are bad or you're probably one of the bad people. It'll also give you the warm glow of knowing you've done the very least possible with the minimum of.
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3 years
Seeing as guilt by association is so popular I'd like to point out to the TRAs that Crispin Blunt is all theirs.
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4 years
If this doesn't hurt your brain then you are doomed.
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First posts I saw on blue sky involved people sharing massive blocklists of those who must not be heard. Lovely.
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3 years
I see stickers everywhere, climate change, taxes, all kinds of things. I assume the people posting these are having their doors kicked in at this very moment? Or is that reserved only for women putting up stickers about domestic violence?.
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@SkyNews Tell Idris to go fuck himself. Thanks.
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@LAmag So many women instantly become "right wing" when they don't want a bloke in their changing rooms. Amazing!.
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3 years
Hi @AndyBurnhamGM and @AngelaRayner will you be condemning the intimidation and abuse from those outside the @Womans_Place_UK conference this evening?.
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Several people have told me the old lady in NZ who was repeatedly punched by a young man was in fact "the aggressor". You can see many other examples of this victim shaming on this site. I'm done with it. Whatever shreds of empathy remained are burned away.
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Telling me your "chosen pronouns" is like telling me your star sign. I might nod vaguely but ultimately it's pretty meaningless.
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How's this peaceful bit of protesting for you @billybragg ? He 'peacfulled' the shit out of that lady didn't he! Pointing fingers in every direction than your own.
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@aniobrien @ThePosieParker Maybe this says it all 😳
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@KatoLaflare @FearedBuck It would seem his "toughness" ran out all the way down his leg there.
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Why are transwomen in menopause groups? I don't understand.
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This one was painful.
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2 years
I support:.Healthcare free at the point of need. I want nationalised public transport.Nationalised Utilities.Free education.For people to live as they please providing they aren't harming others. Free speech.Freedom of association.Freedom to strike. But because I don't think men.
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I fancy watching a film tonight. Here's how it will go. i) Spend 20 minutes looking through Netflix.ii) Spend 15 minutes trawling through Prime.iii) Spend 2 minutes wondering why I STILL pay for Disney+.iv) Watch something I've seen 10 times before. Probably Italian, probably not.
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Imagine you call the police because you find some scumbag has been grooming your 11-year-old daughter online into sending naked pics and the police tell you that she could possibly be charged. WHAT THE FUCK???.
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@TillyLovesBooks Your job was to sell books, not subject authors to some shit brained purity test. You fucked up. Life comes at you fast, eh?.
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@DavidJFaber Julie Jaman claims the person in question was watching young girls undress. Have you simply assumed that she is lying or isn't it something which troubles you?.
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No, I'm not having it. This one can fuck right off with his silly bollocks.
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@guardiang2 "Referring to Sainsbury’s as “sainy b” or “sainos”.". You are insufferable.
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@ReduxxMag "Sorry ladies, we need to consider the feelings of this horrific, fat incel. You're going to have to leave".
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I see the "argument" that only gay actors should play gay characters is turning up again. Does that mean only straight actors should play straight people? If so. gonna have to rethink the industry a little.
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@jeremycorbyn Your "friends" sent men into Israel to murder civilians and display their corpses. I think "de-escalation" is a while off because there will be a terrible reaping. Your chums in Iran must be very happy with events.
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That Tom Harwood lad is as thick as mince.
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@hultonenglish @davidgilmour Do you think it's possible that Gilmour knows Waters a little better than you?.
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Asking a woman why she thinks she has any authority on what being a woman is. Peak Twitter.
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I'm just going to say it. I'm #superstraight and I'm valid. That's it, that's the tweet.
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We should thank Kirrin Medcalf for providing the evidence of what so many have claimed about @stonewalluk .
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@jk_rowling "This woman is making it difficult for us to silence women, assert our dominance, and assume the moral authority of others. She simply has to shut up!!!".
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2 years
Watching videos from New Zealand and reading people celebrating the abuse and silencing of women on here makes me wonder, do they know how this looks to the majority of people around the world?.
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@Telegraph @Holbornlolz I can't for the life of me understand why people don't respect the police any m. oh.
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Apparently notorious kidnapper, torturer and the rest "Sarah Jane Baker" is on hunger strike unless he's moved to a women's prison. Bet he wishes he'd saved a knacker or two for when he's peckish.
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@Independent Just a heads up @Independent . Obviously you can't be expected to do any kind of journalism or research but you're promoting the work of someone desperate to destigmatise paedophiles. That's sketchy even for you guys.
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Breaking advisory lockdown rules = Up to £10k fine. Non payment of TV license after court = Prison. Rape a 5 year old = Community service + £2.5k fine. Yep, all's well. My piss is absolutely boiling here.
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@zimranjacob Given how relaxed and stress free film sets are, and short films also being often lavishly paid, it only makes sense to make them as uncomfortable as possible to get the best out of your actors.
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