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They should probably have a sandwich or something.

Doctor: Can you cut some stress out of your life Me: If you give me valium and next week's winning lottery numbers, yes. He gave me neither :(

Just sat waiting to see a doctor and l overheard some fella loudly explain to the receptionist about a lump in his groin that's leaking and apparently the discharge smells quite a bit. Best of all he's come and sat near me. I am very lucky.

Digital ID - It's for your own good. No trial by jury - it's for your own good. Censorship online - it's for your own good. Arrested for upsetting people - it's for your own good. I'm starting to have doubts about the truthfulness of their claims, you know.

I was just at the doctor's waiting for my name to be called when I overheard some fella explaining, quite loudly, to the receptionist that he had a growth in his groin which was leaking and "the discharge smells". Can you guess who he came and sat next to? How's your day?

From a nation of shopkeepers to a nation of people who want to 'talk to the manager'. Strange days.

Personally, I'm loving the outright anger Quentin Tarantino has brought out in people by making a list of films he liked which didn't match theirs. Outstanding.

Vibecoding is a very handy way of prototyping an idea before handing it over to someone who can actually code.

A post on FB jogged my memory but I remember in the late 70s my dad brought a Hanimex 777 games console home. Not sure how, I don't recall us having a pot to piss in, but he did. Problem was, I played it for about an hour then decided playing out was better. How times change :D

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Next Month. Doctor Plague is ready for you! Starring Martin Kemp (The Krays), Peter Woodward (The Patriot), Gary Webster (Minder), Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott (Helloween), Wendy Glenn (You're Next) & David Yip (A View To A Kill) #movies https://t.co/LjG7WpMyJI

If you use the self-service checkout at a supermarket, shouldn't you get a discount?

"Horror Twitter" is being mourned (apparently there are issues). From what I saw it was mostly people having a competition as to who could be the most fervent gatekeeper or set the most purity tests. Move on. Talk about what you love. "Community" shouldn't be what it ends up.

Both Dracula and Frankenstein are incredibly tedious to read. Yes, you should read them. Yes they're important. Yes they are totally groundbreaking. But Christ alive, they're dull. Frankenstein is the worst of the two BTW.

"The End" Two words that are both wonderful and leave you a little hollow. First "proper" draft of the script for the new film is done, many more to follow I'm sure.

Just seen someone refer to David Irving as our "greatest living historian". Dear me.

LinkedIn really is capable of being the single most depressing experience you can have online. And I remember the "good old days" of the Internet.

Tell me a band that should have been way bigger than they ended up. I've been indulging in some late night writing tonight, accompanied by the mighty Stuck Mojo @WeAreStuckMojo https://t.co/Du023shOM5

I've moaned enough about how tough things are right now. Years ago I'd have dealt with it by getting loaded or ending up medicated. Now? I did a full fret dress on my Peavey Wolfgang. It's a pretty rare guitar and I feel all the better for fettling it. The photo is "before".