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@Havencomedy
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A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk
Joined April 2017
I just published Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven!
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Big Changes Are Coming to The Haven!
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Screw It, Let’s Just Work One Day a Week by @GregSchwem
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This work thing has gotta stop.
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Mediterranean Diet Is Full Of Herself; Atkins Diet Is A Real Bitch by @Havencomedy
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Here’s the lowdown on why diets really suck
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Amazon Says First Lingerie Store Will Have Boob Scanning Checkout by @Havencomedy
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Completing its domination of the brick and mortar retail space, Amazon is opening a lingerie store in a 30,000-square-foot space in an…
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How to Exhibit a Basic Level of Decorum by @elizabe50821438
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I know its hard, but we must try.
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Teddy Roosevelt To Be Removed From Night At The Museum Films by @LeeSimblack
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Ted, You Had Me At 16 by @Havencomedy
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Why 16,000 woodworking projects is about 15,984 too many
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I just published How These Gorgeous Celebrity MEN Look Without Makeup Or Any Cosmetics Shocked Us To Our Core
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And now, I know what you’re thinking. I’m going to reveal myself to be a horrible person by insulting the looks of some famous people…
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Models: 330 Million Dead By Spring 2122 by Clem Samson
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USA faces wave of deaths from all causes in coming decades, models say
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I just published Elon Musk Offers To Buy Golden Carriage From Dutch Royal Family
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“I could see myself riding to work in one of these.”
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Scientists: Post Ego Is Not Nihilism by Clem Samson
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Egoism is nihilism — because the ego is nothing.
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I just published You Are Not A Writer. You Are A Mover.
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You are simply moving your inspiration from one place — your head — to another — the page.
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Hell, Yes, I’m Gonna Dance Again by @Havencomedy
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These guilty feet have even better rhythm!
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I just published Yes, My Child Has Permission To Attend The After School Satan Club
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And no, he has no allergies. Except to JESUS. He breaks out in a cold sweat and his flesh sizzles if you throw holy water on it.
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Scientists: It’s Post-Ego’s One Year Anniversary by Clem Samson
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Our first Scientists: story went out January 13
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I just published Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy
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So why not make it fantastic?
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I just published There Is Nothing Worse
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Than showing a friend a Monty Python sketch you think is hilarious and then as you watch it for some reason it is no longer hilarious and…
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Scientists: People ARE Conspiring Together by Clem Samson
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But not in the way conspiracy theorists imagine
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Nekogomi, the Japanese Art of Cat Litter by @Smillew_Rahcuef
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An ancient aesthetic philosophy rooted in cat poo
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