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Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an ‘unfair debt trap’ - no one tell her who introduced it
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Two Reform councillors in Warwickshire have defected to Restore Britain, saying their party has "moved ideologies to win the popularity vote." Popularity votes are more commonly known as “votes”
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Trump has ordered the release of US documents on aliens and UFOs - starting with this crop circle
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A mysterious fossil found in Northumberland has been traced to its last living descendant
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Andrew’s arrest shows that no one is above the law - if you ignore the long, heavily redacted list of people who are
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Some good UK inflation news: life is becoming unaffordable a bit more slowly at the moment
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There’s a landmark social media addiction trial in LA - we don’t know details because we were on here
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Countries that do not embrace AI will be left 'weaker and poorer', says George Osborne - a leading expert on leaving countries weak and poor
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Prince Andrew has been arrested on his birthday - staff at Woking Pizza Express are starting to get sick of him not showing up
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A parliamentary loophole allows any random group of people to be called a “shadow cabinet” as long as it contains some Tories
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The Met is deploying ebikes to catch phone thieves - probably best not to leave those lying around, though
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Ryanair may let dual nationals board UK flights without a British passport despite new immigration rules, because their customers have suffered enough
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Starmer reveals why his policies fail spectacularly on the first attempt
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A UK gang has been jailed after cocaine was found hidden in books - they had people hooked from the first line
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Given two weeks to respond to allegations of prioritising packages over letters, the Royal Mail is expected to reply with a strongly worded parcel
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Farage is set to name Robert Jenrick as his future chancellor. Many expected climate-sceptic Richard Tice - but when it comes to Tories, Farage loves recycling
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After his failed plan to avoid losing local elections by delaying them, Starmer unveils new polling station signs
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A preview of the 2030 Winter Olympics, based on US climate change policy
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Turns out Reform’s financial plans are backed up with research
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