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Andrew Colin Batiu L'esprit d'escalier.
Detroit
Joined April 2011
I'm overdue for a good knee scrape. It's been too long since I've had a good scab to pick at.
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Here comes the terrible white guy freestyle over waka flocka... Time to passive aggressively stomp about in my apartment.
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My ideal pet would be a small low maintenance marsupial. #treekangaroo
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Gracefully broke the blinds in my bedroom. Proceeded to hike up boxers and goofily say, "Did I do that?!" While using the Urkle voice.
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Opens closet. Drops large propane torch labeled "Mick Foley" directly on toe due to terrible placement of said torch. Toe is likely broken.
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The lions from Detroit get killed every year and nobody bats an eye
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