@SEPTA_SOCIAL location was 17th & Locust. One of the other potential riders had been waiting for over 30 minutes.

Illegally parked every goddamn day. @PhilaParking @PhillyPolice

Ok seriously, which dept/agency is responsible for ensuring the public safety of abandoned lots and sidewalks? The driving on sidewalks is not a daily occurrence; the illegal parking is. @PhilaParking @philly311 @PhillyPolice @PhillyMayor

So the abandoned lot, turned illegal parking lot, has turned my sidewalk into a driveway. I've reported this to @PhilaParking and @philly311 before, but no agency wants to handle. Is this OK, @PhillyMayor?

#XPN2021 feels like a "both sides" argument, when it's clear one side hates music.

If the past few elections didn't settle it, then the #XPN2021 list by @wxpnfm confirms it: democracy simply doesn't work. Crimes against music occurring this past hour.

@rivalbroscoffee I really wasn't kidding. You can lie to me if you want, but I can't have missing data. I haven't slept in days as a result.

And now 3 cars on the corner lot. They literally drive over and destroy sewer grates to do this in addition to the trash they attract. If @PhilaParking and @PPD17Dist won't handle, what should a taxpayer do, @JimFKenney?

@USPSHelp says it's still on its way, but now no delivery date. This was shipped first class on 1/4. When should I expect it?

When a picture is worth 1000 accurate words. #NYJvsCLE

At a "football" game. #CLEvsNO

Bleh. #ALDSGame5

This would be so much easier without the racist name and logo. @Indians #ALDS #NYYvsCLE

Apparently, in Cincinnati, "prosciutto" rhymes with "mosquito."

"House-made simple syrup."

"Locally Purchased"

1 L bottles of wine are immeasurably better than 750 ml bottles of wine.

This feels a lot like Election Night 2016. #SuperBowl

Well, this is one less choice I have to make. #DeleteUber