Hey it’s Billie Eilish

Fuck you @AGPamBondi Fuck you @karolineleavitt and FUCK YOU @realDonaldTrump

Soooo gross when I’m watching ice dancing and then they KISS?! Take that somewhere else. This is a gay sport.

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

you’re obsessed with HER! And you’re obsessed with her DAhRDUR!!

Me when I’m listening to I’m Every Woman, but I’m lowkey having a bad day:

Me liking every tweet hating on that stupid jam tart maga man

Channeling my deep reservoir of rage directly at the buffoons MCing this red carpet

Sorry I can’t. I’m spending the night liking every single tweet about Catherine O’Hara.

Rename to O’Hara, cowards.

Heated Rivalry? Yeah, my cats are in a Rivalry over the Heated blanket

i CANNOT WAIT to see how her roots grow out in jail before her trial !! Yayyy

Aunt Gladys taking the nomination away from Glinda:

Justice for Glenn Close

Bouba and Kiki are in early talks to star in Season 4 of The White Lotus

I honestly cannot support this a bad play feels in the moment like it takes years off your life

I don’t think I’ll ever again listen to the song poker face and not think of the chessboard

Beetlejuice house Lego set when

Why is she kinda giving bronwyn here 😭