my stud name is home depot

don’t fall for the fruit punch propaganda

como ce dice HIMduism

and what about HIMduism 🕉️

what the hell is labubu yall are 30

I feel like a red blooded American when people tell me I have a Texan accent

about to ask for photo creds on random posts

I wonder if the actual @hasanminhaj feels tempted to watch the @hasanminhaj X account to see reactions to him and gets competitive with who runs it as a comedian. He probably does. He's too addicted to social media to handle being on here.

apparently I’m the only normal person ever

I’m finna just start punching people mid convo

never forget that I’m not a poet I’m just a woman

I was raised by YouTube pedophiles

redownloaded vsco on some freak shit

OK @hasanminhaj LFG. Babies are asleep. Time for Papa to watch OFF WITH HIS HEAD.

windows open, no AC, and I’m tapping into something higher

Yall need to understand im not vegetarian in a woke way

need beard and long eyelashes combo but on myself

@Kash_Patel really thought he was @hasanminhaj for a second 😹

If anyone can reach @Hasanminhaj let him know that I did ICE him and he is definitely from Afghanistan

If you have to say jk when talking to someone you two shouldn’t be talking