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Mild mannered movie loving nerd. Aiming for wit,but often just hitting smut. Sorry. Round Earther & Pastafarian Minister. Also on
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The simple act of turning this upside down, makes a good photograph, a brilliant one…
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When you put out a bowl of ice for the local critters on an unusually hot day and one exhausted little guy falls asleep on it…
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Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought that was an inflatable of Batman twerking…😬
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I can honestly say that this is the first time I’ve seen a model of a model shop…
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In a Belgian zoo the otter river runs right through the orangutan enclosure and the two sets of inmates have become unlikely friends...
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“Look Suzanne, did I, or did I not, make myself crystal clear about wanting to go to the park this morning…”
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Upside down Great White Sharks are even more terrifying...
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The real reason you may sometimes get power fluctuations in your electricity supply...
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What kind of person walks past a handrail and suddenly thinks, hey that could really do with a mouth and a couple of googly eyes?
I’m glad they do, mind you…
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How to draw the local council’s attention to a pothole problem when they’ve been ignoring it for years...
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Introducing New ‘Colgate Retch’ with extra long bristles for those hard to reach places...
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Distraught to hear of the passing of Nichelle Nichols (89) our much beloved Lt. Nyota Uhura. She was also an advocate and spokesperson for NASA & their recruitment drive. She & William Shatner shared the 1st interracial kiss on US TV. Not goodbye, just “Hailing Frequencies Open…
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This is why you should always double and triple check dimensions before purchasing a cat online...
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When you go for a fishing weekend with the guys and you’re the only one taking it seriously…
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Turns out, that if you want to keep the neighbour’s kids out of your yard, all you have to do, is stick a beef bone in an old trainer and give it to your dog to chew on...
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So sad at the death of Haruo Nakajima(88),he breathed life into Godzilla by wearing the 220lb rubber suit for the first 12 of 29 movies. RIP
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And here we are afforded the rare privilege of witnessing the most majestic of wild hybrid buses drinking from a clear mountain stream...
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Posing to take a picture of your ice cream is a rookie mistake in a British seaside town…
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Would the owner of a Brown 2016 Bored Porcupine please come to the car park...
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He’s building up the biggest electrostatic charge in the history of the world, and the next human who tries to stroke him will be vaporised...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you, the one, the only,
ERNEST BORG 9…
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How to know when you’ve strolled into the wrong part of town...
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When your cat plots to murder you in your sleep and the dog tries to warn you...
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When the moment you've waited for your entire life finally arrives...
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If three decades of video games have taught me anything, it's that this cat has a side quest for me...
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Sad news about the passing of Adam West (88), TV's original Batman & all-round Hollywood nice guy who never took himself too seriously. RIP
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Did you know that, when threatened, the Pope can spray venom at enemies up to 20 feet away...?
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I’m pretty sure the German and French translations are questionable and substandard...
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What are the odds of two squirrels choking at the same time and two knowing how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre...?
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When you instinctively know that the magnets you ordered on the Internet have arrived...
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Another boiling hot night and someone forgot to water the cat again...
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I was going to make some ill advised breast joke about this drinks cabinet, but that would just be immature, wooden tit?
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I can only assume it was George Lucas’ turn to mow the lawn at Skywalker Ranch again…
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When the doorbell rings and your pizza arrives, but you’re scared the cat will run out the door…
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Always remember to carry shaming chalk with you at all times...
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We've all been there.
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Farewell to one of the greatest Hollywood Comedians ever. Gene Wilder dies at 83. Thanks for all the laughs! R.I.P.
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Potatoes: As seen in Ridley Scott's film 'The Martian'...
Watch the movie, eat the food!!!
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The four most beautiful words in the English language...
Bacon Wrapped Cheese Fries.
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I’m sure people have had car accidents after receiving a vaccine but no one is suggesting that they are the cause...
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When you visit a sick friend and you know each other so well that you can just sit there and not speak...
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Pretty sure the word you're looking for is 'Aquarium'...
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I like a nice hot cup of coffee first thing in the morning as much as the next guy,but that's ridiculous...
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It’s now stuck and repeating endlessly in my head, only fair that you should all suffer the same fate...
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One of the most terrifying images I’ve ever come across on the internet...
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To make a bad day worse...
Time to say goodbye to a legend. Sir Roger Moore (89) known to most as Simon Templar or James Bond. Farewell. RIP
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A nap with your cat.
How you imagine it, and how it really is...
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Why every cat owner should have at least one glass table...
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Absolutely shocked by the untimely death of Cranberries lead singer Dolores O’Riordan (46).
Her haunting vocals were a common soundtrack accompaniment to big chunks of my life. Thank you for the music. May you rest in peace.
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Can't believe Bill Paxton has passed away at only 61. Veteran of films like Terminator, Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13 & Titanic. Farewell & RIP
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This is what happens when you let your boyfriend name the dog...
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A farmer was denied a permit to build a horse shelter. Fortunately you don't need a permit for table and chairs...
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You know it’s going to be a rough day when even your brunch looks hungover...
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Take them to the Zoo, they said.
They'll learn something new, they said...
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