In the two days I’ve lived in Columbus, I’ve already gotten a parking ticket and dropped a half gallon of milk on my apartment floor....I think that’s a sign I’m not ready to be an adult 😂

I went to buy lunch at work today and the woman that cashed me out said I looked like I just graduated high school....so my second day has been going swell

I used to think going to parties and playing video games was fun. Now I get excited when my credit score gets a little higher...

#UTBannedbooks19 Having a blast here!!

100% bought @Pantene shampoo and conditioner so I can be just like @selenagomez

Hey everyone! My best friend's little just went missing. If everyone in the Toledo area could…

100% cut my boss off on the highway. 0% worth it.

*opens can of soda at work* Coworker: "that sounds like a beer!" Me: "it sure doesn't taste like one!" 😂🍺😂🍺😂

I thought @ashley_lyon would enjoy this throwback most (feat. Cole) 😹

Hey, when are @bleachersmusic going back on tour?

#AvocadoProblems #VeganProblems

How the fuck does one get into a feud with the Pope..??