girls will be in their parent's local big tesco on christmas eve eve frantically grabbing the ingredients for a grilled pear goats cheese and walnut salad and still insist moving to london didn't change them

9 TED Talks in 9 days that will change your life:

Introducing @ChristopherSke2 MBE 🏅 Congratulations Chris, who received his MBE today from Prince Charles at Windsor Castle

Suggestions on who could possibly replace the PM - Four chipper stoats and a can of Red Bull, a reasonably engaged Shetland Pony, a set of Occasional Tables, Sven-Goran Ericksson, 1 x Tortilla Bowl with extra guacamole + 1 Pepsi Max, assorted lengths of coarse twill etc etc

People watched Framing Britney Spears, went “omg how could we have been so oblivious to the normalized misogyny of popular culture that feeds into archaic sociopolitical conventions, we must do better,” then proceeded to pile on to the public humiliation of Amber Heard

NUMBERWANG

You can never ban abortion, you can only ban safe abortions. Read that again.

I want to read all the books but also watch all the telly. It’s a problem.

Letter ⁦@guardian⁩

Vera’s just crossed Ukrainian border .. with her cat Galacia

Extraordinary reporting by @A_Loyd_Times and photography by @jackhillphoto on the frontline

We are proud to announce our new partnership with @ParalympicsGB Welcome to the team!🤩🏅#ParalympicsGB #Beijing2022

Tonight, London lights up in solidarity with our friends in Ukraine. You are not alone.

Right now this entire country feels like it’s being run by the contestants off the Apprentice.

BREAKING: Govt strikes exclusive deal with Wordle to release Sue Gray report one word at a time until 2028.

staggering statistic from @kupersimon

My cartoon Thursday @TheTimes on #PartyGate, I mean #WorkGate….

The party is over @BorisJohnson. Resign.