Holly you will never be a Regina George sit down #MAFSUK #MAFS

Sasha you've just witnessed Alex's behaviour first hand and your crying over Ross having a picture WITH YOUR FRIEND. She'll have his social media passwords in a jiffy. #MAFS #MAFSUK

I'm sure when Richelle gave that speech she thought yaaasss I've come out on top..... Then she logged onto X 😭 #MAFS #MAFSUK

Casper is so relatable and that's mainly because I spend most of my life not knowing what in fucking doing and in immense panic #MAFS #MAFSUK

Im not saying Richelle is awful, but if you had to choose between being her friend or eating cat food every day for the rest of your life which brand are you going for Whiskers or Go cat? #MAFSUK #MAFS

Richelle rhymes with hell and I don't think it's a coincidence if i'm honest #MAFS #MAFSUK

Imagine the drama when she goes home and has to tell all her mates what a prick Lacey's husband is coz he said her Fajitas were shit. #MAFSUK #MAFS

Hoe does Lacey's mum have zero knowledge of how to interact with someone with ADHD? Not like her daughters got it. On a positive note she's now met a vegetarian. What a maverick. #MAFSUK #MAFS

When will woman flip the script? There is a reason 2 out of 10 Tony is walking around like he's a god. Coz he's still getting gassed up by woman. Stop asking if he likes you? Do you like him? Is he good enough for you. The take what i can get attitude is killing me #MAFSUK #MAFS

Approximately how far would one fall if accidentally ejected from a ski lift? Would it be far enough for us to lose Adam and his wig in the snow? #MAFSUK

One thing about Casper. He will NOT take being attacked in paradise lightly. The way he ripped that mike off. He meant business. The audacity. #MAFSUK

On behalf of women everywhere...... Grace, we really need you to sit this one out hun #loveIsland

At this point, I don't know if i'm more disappointed in Rishi Sunak or Ayo #loveIsland

I can confirm I watched the rest of the match outside of the room. Southgate you are welcome #ENGSLO #England

Turns out it was @HannahAMorris1 fault all along… Leaves the room twice…@England score twice!!

Joey might aswell get up and chuck himself off the terrace. End it now before Grace finds out he's a secret snogger #loveIsland

Jess being the prize is like winning £1 on the lottery. Disappointing, won't change your life, and you'd wish you never bothered in the first place #loveIsland

If Grace and Joey get a spin off out of this, I'm lobbying the government. #loveIsland

WHY ARE THEY NOT GIVING US TOMORROW NIGHTS ANYMORE #loveisland

Someone send a paper plane into the Love Island Villa - MEMO to Harriet, it's genuinely not generally. It's causing me stress. Kind regards, the British language x #loveIsland