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The "don't California my Texas" folks didn't think this through too well. It's 65° in San Fran today.
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There are people with full beards who weren't alive when Get Rich or Die Tryin' came out.
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Wedding rings are hilarious. "I own you now. Wear this all the time in public." lol "ok, great!"
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🔥WATCH: “CRT is not in our schools, you didn’t know what it was 6 months ago… my 5yo gets that we mask up for others, wish more adults grasped that… if you only like democracy when it goes your way, you don’t like democracy” Holler’s @Kanew at last night’s WILCO board meeting
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The only way to eat corn is fresh, right there in the field. Mmmmm, delicious. Try it today, white children!
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He is my guidepost. He is my rock.
Chet Hanks goes on anti-vax rant despite his parents, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, getting covid last year.
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Just remember, kids: -Vaccine, bad. Coronavirus, good. -Critical race theory, bad. Anti-vaxxer conspiracy theory, good. -Protest, bad. Insurrection, good -Teachers wearing masks, bad. Teachers carrying guns, good
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Ovens are probably one of the hottest things most of us have in our homes
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You lost your 20s to the pandemic? Yeah, well I lost mine to being 20-29 years old. We're even, I'd say.
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“You see, Voulgaris’ chart says Dwight Powell is basically Amare Stoudemire.”
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Best flygirl since J-Lo
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There is an unseen force holding Draymond Green's mouth open at all times
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