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@HamKitten
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makes u think 😔😔😔.
I spent Juneteenth all day in the hot sun hoeing and pulling weeds and thinking about what it would have been like to have been a slave. At the end of the day, I thought about what it would be like to be an aborted baby. I got to see the sunrise and the sunset.
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RT @mr_saltz: I'm a Leftist public school teacher and if I could Indoctrinate your children they would wear deodorant and stay off their ph….
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RT @rilaws: If this new Batman is, like Robert Pattinson, 35 years old and Bruce Wayne was 8 when his parents were killed, it’s entirely po….
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Guy who pronounces Eminem like "ee-mine-um" and tells you those are candies when you correct him.
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Apparently Queen Elizabeth is getting the COVID vaccine in a few weeks which is really good because she lays all the eggs British people hatch from.
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absolutely haunted by the fact that the French term for eggnog means "hen milk".
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The year is 1996. You from 22 years in the future appears and says "Dennis Rodman's input is being sought on nuclear disarmament talks between North Korea and Donald Trump." Future You disappears abruptly because you kill yourself immediately.
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If someone were to blow on my nipples right now I would positively scream.
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a stream of green slime flew from my mouth and hit @AjitPaiFCC square in his steel-belted chest @chmurph @eaxford @caldy.
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My fanfic is just famous old white men being forced to eat their own fingers.
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