Hackney Council
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.@CrystalMcClory too pricey. Plan is to let entire road keep subsiding until it's even again.
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.@CrystalMcClory Do you have any idea how much paint we'd need to fill all the potholes?
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@Chrisml86 Thank you for your tweet. Loading bays are designated instant-fine areas. It's one of our main revenue streams.
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.@rena_ribena21 Please take a ticket. You are 285th in line to receive a response to your tweet.
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.@E8_Plumber you got off lightly, 3 seconds should be 3 fines
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.@metrolondon @WeAreOohFondue You need to come in between 9am-5pm and take a ticket, we have a backlog of tweets to respond to before yours.
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.@moonthug don't know sorry lol! I emailed your card security number to Gary in IT to see if he knows anything.
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.@metrolondon Please park in Hackney Vehicle Pound - rates start at £40/day, minimum £265. Just leave vehicle anywhere for free collection.
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.@nonjob1 the 'social media manager' job is well good pay lol
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.@cliowood maybe you should like not park so bad then yeah
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.@Giboneystzuz Thank you for your sex-chat request. We will endeavor to respond to you in a saucy manner within 28 working days.
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.@aubrey_wade @jometsonscott Apologies for those weeds, we intend to put a car-park there instead so please bear with us.
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.@emmaholland70 Thanks for your message. Please let us know your neighbour's address, we'll ask them to tune into Radio 3 instead.
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Convicted of running an organised crime syndicate? You may qualify for our senior management program! Apply now at http://t.co/JPpbCNdzr9.
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Got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days). Not got a car? You owe us £130 (reduced to £65 if paid within 14 days).
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Got a parking ticket? What it is yeah is dat you can't park there though. #hackneyparking
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Got bulky household items for collection? Fill out our online form ( http://t.co/ijOKI2tX) and we'll dump them in neighbouring Walthamstow.
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Want to have a chat with us? Take a ticket. Emergency? Take a ticket. Taking a ticket? Take a ticket. Just take a ticket. TAKE IT. TAKE A FU
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Come join us for an open day at Hackney City Farm today from 12pm WHOAH HOLY JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CHICKEN-BEAR DEMON BEAST KILL IT WI
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