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Pepsi 65 ki aap kai bhai nai ki thee. Kutton ko bahar mai nai nikaala. Murghi nai meri wajah sai sarrak paar ki. Aur mazeed aap ka bhai kya karay?
Joined August 2011
*a Pakistani bowler doing well* Wa$im bhai: I had a chat with him this morning
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Mankind: *breathes* Shehbaz Sharif: time to speak to my dear brothers.
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Maa baap nai naam Shubham rakha tha, Pakistani commentators nai Shubman kardiya. Lol.
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Wa$im bhai starts commentating...first reads the scorecard then starts stating the obvious. The grass is green, the sky is blue, farhan has 2 hands. Ajeeb lol.
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Log Rana Rana krdy Ranay nu parwa nai Ranay naal Dil laa k wekho Rana bewafa nai
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Pakistan cricket team one minute down, next minute further down.
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Malik Riaz ko pata na chalay ye baat
#BREAKING: Afghan Taliban fighters have abandoned around 500 km territory along its border with Pakistan.
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afghanistan about to find why university road is still incomplete
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Dear Iran, you brought a smile to the heart of a little kid in Gaza, living in a tent in darkness, starved, and left alone by the whole world.
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Prime Minister Modi offered to send Indian pilots to help us. We turned down the offer after seeing their abysmal performance against Pakistan.
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