Habadman
@HaBadMAN
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Focused, Corporate Hustler, Music lover - any genre #MUFC #ConnosieurOfCognac ⚙️ 💙 https://t.co/3U5BTl4Fjv Army
Joined April 2009
WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭
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I’ll use this to explain something.. So this is the average 9ja home growing up… Boys and girls having to grow up not hugging their parents/siblings.. We just didn’t get to visibly see showing of love/compassion at home even though we could k!ll for our brothers and sisters..
I started hugging my siblings as adults. There’s no childhood memory of such. But now whenever we see we hug.
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@_Ortodox We run nigerian meal day for food last yr for work, all of them chop am, “this is the best food we have ever tasted” Next meal day wey we wan do na oyinbo contribute money, say make we no stress abt funds. This one no be sunday roast, na jollof, fried rice dodo with puff puff.
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@_Ortodox Food don make dem erect Nigerian flag for my work place, you think it’s a joke abi 😂
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Oyibo taste jollof and plantain for work today she go take another plate. Think say na baked beans and sausage be this. I say the day them go taste ewa agonyin dem go sell this country
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How it feels having above 0°c in Canada
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Love this ad... a jab at the Elitist F1. Just piqued my interest will probably watch a race
NASCAR is making it clear who its target audience is with this spot. "We don't come from royalty, we come from bootleggers and barn builders" https://t.co/SpsuzW6Uhm
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E reach one stage I no even dey watch our games again , once notification pop, I know say na Opponent score no be us. Amorim deserves Seppuku
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Four wins out of four. I would say bring your best teams but we have already handled your top two mercilessly!
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Player of the month Manager of the month Goal of the month Let’s run it Manchester United fans
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There is no other fan base with fans that can convince their lovers to join in on the shithousery & I honestly understand why nobody wants to see us back at the top. We are ungovernable. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Observation! After they leave the streetz and run to the church.. And they eventually get the husband they’re looking for.. And they both have kids together If the marriage goes south.. THEY ALMOST NEVER GO BACK TO CHURCH They return right back to the streetz.
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I heard PayPal is back in Nigeria—DON'T USE IT! They seized our people's money for years and stigmatized us as fraudsters. Now they heard the of millions of dollars being made they want a piece of it? Hell No, we have better local platforms that do it faster and cheaper. FUCK
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is DIGGER: “Let’s f***ing go!” Only in theaters October 2026.
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Once again, this is a NATURAL PHYSIOLOGICAL process and women were WIRED and MADE for it, not men. The Creator made it so. This is something ANIMALS do quietly, sometimes without the knowledge of humans. They do it and keep moving and care for their young as it is not normal
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