I can’t wait to start using Twitter a lot again because:. 1. I have few friends and many opinions.2. My anxiety and depression present daily struggles that this place can really nurture.3. Great bands throughout history are remembered for their use of digital media, not the music.

Surprise we’re playing this tomorrow BYOCourage

NEW AND RESTOCKED MERCH.

Little run of dates announces tomorrow you heard it here first

No guts no gory.

I told you last night was gonna be crazy

TONIGHT 7PM . ALSO IT’S A BLANKET/JACKET DRIVE . ALSO IT’S FREE & ALL AGES . ALSO IT’S OUR LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR . ALSO DM FOR LOCATION

Tomorrow is gonna be crazy.

Stop gaslighting me I don’t have to fart.

RT @_sandrider_: THURSDAY @CentralSaloonWA . W/ @Haunted_Horses, @H__E__L__P & @CoreyJBrewer . Gonna be nice and loud. .

Vote with your wallet. And if you’re poor, your wallet affords you fewer votes. Capitalism always works against democracy.

This SATURDAY 11/12 we’re doing a free all ages generator show under a bridge with Kill Michael, Help, Hurry Up!, and Common Girl. The show is also part of a feature in Creem Magazine, which is about Help, and how to do such shows. Music starts at 7pm sharp, DM for location.

Adria (@closet_jock) sang with us on Thursday. Here’s a pretty sick fucking live video of that by @humanclock + Sam Smith & Zac

Tonight

Them: violence begets violence . Me: they started it.

Being stupid is when you’re not good enough at pattern recognition. Being crazy is when you’re too good at it. Being cool is when you’re really crazy but you choose to act stupid.

RT @deerhoof: the upper classes appoint the lower classes to enact the cruel and bestial urges of the upper classes, who then blame the low….

I wanna try heroin but I’m scared I won’t like it.

Sort of want to make the next record sound like Anti-Music. Like goblin voice with powerviolence drums and then a breaking computer on “melody” plus maybe a bass that sounds more like a failed NASA launch than a bass?. Y’all cool with all of this?.

Sick Todd photo. We need a manager to help us put banner up or else we are not good band…. Fuck it we’re fucked. Over the cliff and loving every second

RT @deerhoof: If being a cop is so intensely terrifying that the sight of a hamburger is reason enough to try to commit immediate murder, t….