SHEETS ON ME BTW .

I think Spreadsheet Monkes might have single handedly saved ordinals. You're welcome.

RT @xlmonkes: Welcome to the firm 🤝

Hedge funds and institutions are lining up to buy spreadsheets on Bitcoin. Rumor has it, they’re calling it “office art.”

Everything you purchase and support, you’re casting your vote on what you want in this world. If you buy scams then there’s gonna be more scams in this world. If you buy and support real shit, there’s gonna be more real shit in this world.

$ORDI has been a severely underperforming coin and there is probably better baskets to put your eggs in.

Man, I really miss those BRC-20 glory days. Chinese traders pumped $ORDI and $SATS so relentlessly that you just had to sit back, hold, and watch the magic happen. 20+ BTC daily volume was the norm, all on-chain, right up to those Binance-tier listings. RUNES? I don't even.

You can tell who’s really locked in and who’s not.

I’m hearing Labitbu is the Natcats of this cycle. Big if true.

In the end, they’re a novelty mechanic and that’s what drives this whole meta. #Bitcoin #Ordinals

When it comes down to it… Rare Sats are just another feature of the Ordinals protocol. They’re a novelty layer. A way to gamify sats, attach lore, and give collectors a reason to care. Some see them as historical artifacts. Others see them as digital Kool‑Aid. Both can be.

Rare Sats also come with the novelty of Charms. Charms are visual badges, think status symbols on your Ordinals. Magic Eden displays these icons to signal rarity traits like Pizza, Palindrome, Block 9, etc. While the protocol displays them based on the Rodarmor’s rarity.

The art of selling art… is selling the story of the art. Collectors aren’t just buying an image. They’re buying:.✅ The sat it lives on.✅ The historical event it represents.✅ The meme, lore, and social flex attached. Rare Sats turn art into artifacts.

But Rare Sats are also canvases. Do you want your art inscribed on:.A common sat with no lore? or a sat mined post-halving, with a palindromic ID and a KOL tweet attached?.

If people believe it’s rare, the market does too. Welcome to Kool-Aid economics. Some Rare Sats are rare because the protocol says so. Others are rare because your favorite KOL said it is. Value is manufactured via story and narrative.

The culture split in two:. 1.Protocol-defined rarity — backed by Rodarmor. 2.Narrative-defined rarity — chosen by consensus . 🔸 Pizza Sats.🔸 Block 9 Sats.🔸 Silk Road Sats.🔸 Palindrome Sats.🔸 Hitman Sats.🔸 ETC.

Those are all built into the protocol. But that’s just the beginning. The Rare Sats brand turned into a cultural movement:. 🔹 Lore-rich narratives.🔹 Meme power meets historical weight.🔹 The perfect psychology.

Class & What They Represent:. 🔸Common = All regular sats.🔸 Uncommon = First sat in a block.🔸 Rare = First sat after difficulty adj. 🔸 Epic = First sat after halving.🔸 Legendary = First sat of halving epoch.🔸 Mythic = Genesis sat (only 1 ever).