HRL Lugnuts
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Second funnest team in the Nation, 2022. Making your stats shiny since April 22, 2019. Agents of chaos. Tweets by Home Run Hoover.
Eagan, MN
Joined April 2019
The Nuts are spending quality time tonight with our division buddies The Marlins. Rumor on the street is that Buck has been drinking nothing but Red Bull all day. So it'll likely be a loud game.
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Tomorrow we take on the Vibes. We heard that in solidarity with new father Huck that all the vibes will play the entire game wearing baby carriers loaded with watermelons. Not quite sure where we heard it, but lots of people are saying…
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Hoover brings the Hamm’s and wins one on the bump tonight against the rattlers. Game two underway with Panther pitching.
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Congratulations to our 2025 Eagan Fun Stars! From the @HRL_Lugnuts : Hoover, Twizzler, @jpnagan , Mounds Wiffle Jesus from the @HrlTrashPandas Neut from the Marlins Tootin from the @HRLHops Cheerio from @VibesRelations Sully from the @HRLSpaceCowboys
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Was Sweet Feet Franklin at the rinks last night? Ask Hondi who witnessed almost all of his named pitches. A rare Lugnuts Highlight Video!
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Well. He was back! He pitched. Hondi got the sitcha pitch amongst many other legendarily named pitches. We lost mightily. It rained. It was a great night at the rinks.
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The beloved Lugnuts vs the vile nasty despicable @HRLReds tonight, at Carnelian. Nuts have been hit hard by all opposing batters all season and will have a former HRL Fun Star making his Nuts season debut tonight.
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Theoretically a portion of nuts will be taking on a portion of the @hrlAmericans making up for a rainy day. This game will likely be played in the rain or postponed due to another rainout situation.
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In the middle of the Seventh we have made the following roster move. CUT: Antics
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.@IAmBudnick owes hoover some Hamm’s.
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We had a blast last night. Panther hit many a dong against the ponies, although it still wasn't enough to compensate for Hoover's RBI giveaways to Bsquared. (Don't forget the venmo @HRLRumblePonies). The Mariners were at peak fun for the evening.
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Tonight we are Sweatin with the Ponies (and Mariners) at Ridgecliff.
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Rumor has it that this guy is on our roster this season! #SweetFeetFranklin #Nuts #Nuts #Nuts <trophy emoji> p.s. if you read this and are offended, congratulations, Sweet Feet is now in your head and will likely also be in your texts at 3 AM.
A gift from our guy Franklin. https://t.co/Y1falS0LSa
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Last night we took on the @HrlYankees and it may have been the most fun game we've had yet this season. The paternity tests are in, and it turns out Lil' Mahomes is our father.
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Related: Shirls kind of brought us into the league. We think the Athletics are his compassionate plea for forgiveness from the rest of the HRL for that travesty.
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Tonight, we face the Athletics. Word on the street is the old men on that team are sitting it out tonight and leaving us to teach the youngster how to properly compete against a fun team.
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We played the @HRLTourists and lost. Now we face the Loons. Mid game report lots of home runs.
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