HRH The Duke of Thomassin™
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Anni, amori e bicchieri di vino, nun se contano mai.
In the garden growing Tulips
Joined May 2010
Yes! More of this. I like a clear time definition. Inviting people “at 1 o’clock, and diner will be served at 3, then by 6 we’ll be all done.” That way, they’re free to arrive between 1 and 2:45, and know they can start moving after 6 because that’s after dessert.
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Interesting. Very interesting. I like seeing people do things differently. I’d eat at your house. The keys to the city, ten trees planted in your honor, 1 week paid vacation for you and your lawyer.
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America has a problem and it’s coffee creamers cause what the fuck is this?????
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This is evil🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mother-in-law has been here for 12 minutes. Third thing she said to me: "I see you chose the shelled pistachios." Pray for me.
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This is chaotic. I love it. More.
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if I speak...
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bro, I want ramen. the real stuff. tonkotsu.
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pre-shredded?
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Somewhere today in the USA, a family is about to carve into a turkey where they forgot to remove the bag of giblets.
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“Your job is safe, Amber.” 😫😫😫😫😫😫
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I would not accept these even if they were given to me. I’m not the demographic.
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and who is gonna call me?
call your grandparents and parents... ...and tell them to not believe their eyes anymore
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Exactly how I expect people to react when I tell them to “go touch grass” and they do.
This made me smile. Grounding is so relaxing and peaceful. Nature is the best thing ever 💚 🎥: living.withem on TT.
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Before Meghan got engaged, she ran the most beautiful lifestyle website, the Tig. She covered a variety of topics such as home, beauty, fashion, and food- but also deep dives into women's issues, humanitarian topics, etc. You all know she's a GREAT speaker, but she's also a GREAT
Love is in the details. ✨ With Love, Meghan, a new series, premieres January 15.
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Let me tell you why… And, i’ll say it slowly so that everyone gets it. It’s her name, legally.
An Etiquette Expert Explains Why Meghan Is Introduced as "Duchess of Sussex"
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I need it yesterday
The first anti-aging pill for dogs just got FDA backing and is now closer to approval, which could help senior dogs stay healthier for longer.
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If you meant to wave to someone, but accidentally throw them the middle finger… is that a Freudian flip?
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One day, someone smart will write about why men love to dress up as women for comedic purposes... but don't consider themselves drag queens. "Protect children from drag queens" meanwhile the whole time, they're living with one in the house, and she's "the head of the household".
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Get Sydney Sweeney on Ziwe’s show. I want CINEMA.
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