ITS A GIRL 👸🏼

People going after Ugarte. Think he’s been decent the last couple of weeks. Only one who throws in a challenge or two

0 pace in our team. Paying the price for backing a manager for a window, then sacking a window later. I know we’re missing Amad and Boomo but it’s painful to watch

Looks like a 4 at the back but could easily be a 3/5. Fletcher playing with us

Would be nice to see 433 again ain’t gonna lie. But I doubt it’ll make much difference, hope I’m wrong

Piss myself if Darren plays his twins on Wednesday. Fuck it, I would. Never get that chance again Fletcher pal

I will also give up if we try get Glasner, who weirdly enough also plays 3-4-3. Daftness beyond belief if that happens

Absolute shambles of a club. I know we’re not firing on all cylinders but you can’t say he hasn’t improved the team. We’re literally 6th. I’d be absolutely flabbergasted if we finish top half now. Bravo INEOS.

Actually feel sorry for Amorim. Squad is absolutely wank, and he looks tired

God we’re boring to watch

Littler hits a triple 19 after having a brawl with a wasp. I’d be out of the building

Watching Bournemouth and they just look a better team than us. God knows how we’re 6th, and can go 4th tomorrow. The strangest thing is that we could’ve been a lot higher, but then again we’re shit. The league is weird this year

Eze is so much better than Odegaard.

Can barely see Martinez behind his mascot

Garnacho is turd ain’t he. Was so blinded when he was wearing red

Hope we get a few early goals and some the youngsters can get a run out. Bench looks YOUNG

Martinez did a tidy job in the middle of the park today. Could be an option going forward

Our bench is light 😂

Ekitike is shit hot ain’t he. How’s he seamlessly transitioned to prem so easily

And Scotty Mctominays interview! Oh my god, are people finally seeing the light????? It’s not Man United, it’s the pressure of playing for United. Can’t deal with it go elsewhere.

Absolutely love Amorim in that press conference. Spot on with everything he’s saying.