Crabs are armoured spiders but less scary

Interesting & insightful session about #DigitalMarketing and #contentcreation delivered by @HOLMESUK_ at today’s @elancschamber #MarketingMix event.

Beautiful Kendal with ⁦@HOLMESUK_⁩ at the ⁦@cumbriatourism⁩ awards #CTAwards2022

Guess Monzo it is then

We were there for you in 2020. We'll be there for you in 2021. 💙💚 #LOCALiQ #LOCALiQCumbria #Thereforyou #Newsquest #Cumbria #LocalNews #ThePOWERofLocal

Final call for the in-Cumbria Business Awards 2020! If we we're in the theater, we'd be flashing the lights at you about now! We're kicking off the event in ten minutes. Pour your drink, get settled and join us🌟 https://t.co/rh3mvbOwyO #ICBA2020

⏪ Did you know we've got a library of festival performances online? Including this one with @CoquinMigale from @OfficialRandL 2016. 🎧 https://t.co/Z9RNSsFeKN

I've extended the Coronavirus Job Retention Scheme by one month to reflect the continuing #coronavirus lockdown measures. This will allow firms across the UK to continue protecting millions of jobs. https://t.co/AjCBcTFMV0

So glad to see people getting on @Orchardslive 🖤 many moons ago @HOLMESUK_ got me hooked and then I helped spread to le gang. Great work guys 🚀🙌🏻

seeing everyones spotify wrapped: wow im not all that interested me posting my spotify wrapped: everyone will enjoy this from me, the protagonist of life

Welcome to all our new members this week! We look forward to you being part of the #hexitime journey. @theQCommunity @LCH_OD @kyutibu @JemRamazanoglu @LynnLappin1 @karenkyle16 @shahimaIA @Improve_Academy @Stads365 @HOLMESUK_ #nhs #community #ImprovingTogether

Are Racoons dogs or cats

Why was the baby ant so confused? All of his uncles were aunts

We should call vets dogters

I should get a defender for winter

I’m not at @fosgoodwood #😢

Strong audio vibes

There's a milk carton in the fridge, with no milk in it. Disaster.

Also, I've had a 10-month break from tweeting/actively using twitter...Dark mode is very much welcomed! @Twitter 👏👏