Hannah K. Bradshaw
@HKBradshaw
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PhD in Experimental Psychology (allegedly). Pathological people pleaser. No opinions, only poodles.
Joined July 2019
I’ve spent over 20 hours reviewing a paper with fabricated citations that was clearly mostly written by a LLM. If this happens to describes your work, please know I despise you as a person.
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Spilled an entire energy drink on a shared table on the first day of new faculty orientation, so I’d say things are going pretty well.
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“Weird isn’t a culture. I don’t have to respect weird.”. — Hank Hill.
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Photo taken after both poodles puked, and we had to pull over on the side of the interstate to clean out the backseat of the car.
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Got this leather chair for my office so I’ll look like a real professor.
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Unfortunately, all the jeans in my size were out of stock. 😫.
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The first thought that came to my mind when seeing the recent Sydney Sweeney American Eagle ad was “These look like great jeans. I should buy them.”.
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Last night my husband and I went to a community theatre production of Into the Woods. His main critique was that the princes’ costumes were from completely different historical eras.
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Just found out that “enough ranch to be waterboarded in” is apparently not a recognized SI unit.
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Apparently my fun facts about how many female bats can store sperm in their reproductive tracts is not considered “appropriate” for a family friendly cave tour.
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I’m starting to suspect the working bunnies in Eureka Springs are not unionized….
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One year ago I got married. Pretty good life choice. 10/10 . Would recommend.
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An example of selection bias:. I (mistakenly) thought academics were getting less annoying, but I later realized most of the annoying academics had moved to that one knock-off website.
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RT @Mouhssin_Ismail: Another nail in the coffin for all these snake oil salesmen. ‘Researchers have now run many studies testing the impac….
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I googled “is it safe to travel as a woman in Morocco”. Skimmed ~15 recent travel blogs written by women, noticed all featured advice about how to decrease your likelihood of being harassed by men in public spaces, and decided I will not be going. 🤷🏻♀️. Y’all have fun though.
@HumBehEvoSoc HBES in Morocco?!! . Who found it appropriate in ANY WAY to hold HBES in a place where being gay is illegal? . How was this decided? . This is unsafe (and frankly abusive) for gay and lesbian members of HBES—and just horrible. And this country is dangerous for women on their
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I love it when my hotel room comes with a complimentary live spider on the bed.
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My dog just left my home office to go puke on the carpet in my husband’s home office. I’m taking this as a sign that I’m the favorite.
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