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โ PARODY / ROLEPLAY โ LEWD / NSFW , MINORS DNI โ AUTHOR IS 21+
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Joined October 2024
๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ข๐๐๐ง , ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ .. #RERP #PARODY #RESIDENTEVIL โโ ๐จ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ ๐ณ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐ฎ๐ถ โโ
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ค deployed a bunch of newbies ใ
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ค fucking pray * one comes home. ใ
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ค fatigued as shit today. ใ
ค it must be the weather, ใ
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ค heyโwhatever floats your boat, ใ
ค before my spongebob endeavours ใ
ค i wore acqua di gio. pretty ใ
ค nice scent, never earnt complaints. ใ
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gotta choose your battles, right ? listen, I like fruity smells. i'm not saying i'll douse myself in berry perfume, but i might.
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ค after becominโ a father of ใ
ค three, and a grandfather of ใ
ค twoโiโve learnt that itโs easier ใ
ค to go along with the harmless ใ
ค shit. oh cโmon, donโt be ridiculous. ใ
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hear me out, are you able to say no to her ? i'm starting to feel like you might secretly like it, which i can't even blame you for. I like the fruity shit.
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ค aw, donโt make me blush. ใ
ค nonetheless, yeah.. thatโs what ใ
ค i wear, no kiddinโ. rose starts ใ
ค bawling if i donโt chuck it on. ใ
ค thatโs.. the reality of being ใ
ค a dad, honestly. hah. ใ
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you've got me questioning my life choices right now. there aren't many people who can make me speechless.
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ค iโm absolutely distraught, psh. ใ
ค heartbroken; even, i thought ใ
ค you were my friend. yeah, ใ
ค no doubt about thatโyuck. ใ
ค and my cologne, obviously. ใ
ค be nice, rose picked it. ใ
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there's no way, come on. you can't expect me not to have a little bit of fun with this one. we've definitely been in smellier situations. don't you dare.
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ค youโre causing me great ใ
ค emotional distress, leon. ใ
ค iโd hope notโyouโve probably ใ
ค smelt worse off me, unfortunately. ใ
ค keep poking the bear, though. ใ
ค itโll become my signature scent.. ใ
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คmight have, could be useful. you know i'm messing around, i wouldn't abandon you over a little white monster 9-in-1. well, maybe. it depends. ใ
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ค wouldnโt you like to know, ใ
ค probably trying to snatch it ใ
ค off me. kiddinโ, i disposed of it. ใ
ค okayโouch, thatโs drastic. ใ
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คout of curiosity, did you stash the product or did you dispose of it ? thank you, really. i'd hate to have to find an excuse to leave every time i smelled you. ใ
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/ i consider myself very mature for 21, i think
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ค yup, everythingโs gone from ใ
ค the shelvesโtheir days are ใ
ค outnumbered, hah. and uhm, ใ
ค itโs like burnt rubber, yโknow? ใ
ค not very appealing. gotcha, ใ
ค iโll wear something different ใ
ค around you, leon. ใ
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คdid you at least buy all their stock ? what does it smell like ? listen, i will support this mission of yours, as long as you never smell like it. ใ
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ค absolutelyโwhatโcha gonโ do about it. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดสแด สแดสแด
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Makes sense. Projectin it onto me?
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ค yeah, what about it. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดสแด สแดสแด
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Di'ja have an ex with that description? Sheesh.
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ค seeing a blond, blueโeyed man ใ
ค whoโs probably a walking calculator ใ
ค ruins my mood, sorry. ใ
ค itโs you, not me. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดสแด สแดสแด
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4 months
What's with the hostility :( I've done nothing.
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ค iโm protecting innocent citizens ใ
ค from purchasinโ 9โnโ1 white ใ
ค monster hygiene products, ใ
ค the job is sleepless. ใ
ค but yeah, probably both. ใ
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คyou think you know people, & then shit like this happens. i don't know whether to applaud you or judge you. both ? ใ
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ค gotcha, bastard. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดสแด สแดสแด
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EY! I don't look like.. I don't.. [ ... ] Oh my god, I do.
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ค i take myself to this offโbrand ใ
ค version of dollarโtree in europe ใ
ค every sunday, as a treat. ใ
ค and tonight, i found that. ใ
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คwhat made you think that would be a good idea in the first place ? where did you even find that, i have so many questions. ใ
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ค noโhowever, yโlook like him. ใ
ค so i could only assume. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดส๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ สแดสแด
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> Wh--- what do you mean? Is my hair being that lush obvious?
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ค spread the message far, ใ
ค itโs absolutely horrendous. ใ
ค curiosity killed the wolf. ใ
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คjesus. ใ
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ค i figured you would. ใ
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ษขแดษดแด๊ฑษช๊ฑ 3:14 - แดสแด สแดสแด
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4 months
That's pretty good! I use it all the time.
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