Gurpriya
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We are not what happened to us, we are what we wish to become. Carl Jung
Joined April 2010
You don't have to be understood by everyone, you're not a whatsapp forward. You're a classic piece of literature, meant for people with high comprehension skills and good taste.
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Eventually I think the best coping mechanism is a hobby. Your interests will always nurse you back to joy. Reading, writing, playing a sport - find something that brings joy, then spend enough time nurturing it. Rely on it to always help you find your way back.
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I think one day Mukesh Ambani will buy all of Mumbai city and rename it.Jio de Janeiro.
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I don't eat idli with coconut chutney, I eat coconut chutney with idli.
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We've created a generation whose entire personality is that they like to travel.
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I am proud to have featured yet again in the 30 under 30 list of unmarried people in my family circle.
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After Arnab's poochta hai bharat, Kangana should start her own prime time called batati hu main.
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Mom: Do you have a boyfriend?.Me: No.Mom: Sure? You can be honest with me :).Me: Well, there is a guy. Mom: THE SUDDENNESS! THE SHEER SUDDENNESS OF THE MOVE! THE UNEXPECTED NATURE OF THE MOVE! THE UNPREDICTABILITY OF THE MOVE! THE FACT THAT THERE WAS NO WARNING!.
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If someone tells you they are trying out the 'pomodoro technique', just know that they are going through stuff. Give them a hug and tell them all will be okay and if you believe in god pray for their well being.
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As a responsible Punjabi I want to update the rest of the country that we stopped using the word Hadippa 20,000 years ago.
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Before 25 you're single.After 25 you're unmarried.After 30 you're not settled .After 35 they leave you alone.
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Nykaa founder started the company at the age of 50 and I am having back pain now that I was supposed to have at the age of 50. It's never too late or too early to achieve things.
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Long running sitcoms with 20 minute episodes are holding this generation's mental health together.
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Your old friends can be the most toxic people in your life if they haven't grown the same way as you have. Friendships evolve as you evolve. It's okay to let people go if your value systems don't match anymore.
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Husband is tech boy. Now when he has to rant about work, he has to first give me a lot of context about tech so I can feel the same rage as him during the rant. 6 more months of this and I can easily qualify for a minor in CS.
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In a good relationship, your partner must replace Google search as your preferred QnA platform. You must subject them to all random questions that come to your mind through the day and expect quality answers in return.
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Tell a guy he is funny and you've made his day, week, year, life, next life.
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Signal is soon becoming that gym membership everyone has but no one uses.
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No one is lovelier than your personal IG story enthusiast - that one person who reacts to everything you share, who validates all your random updates with a reaction. May God bless everyone with one.
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Me when entering a relationship: I will give this my 100%. Me while in the relationship: -23.9%.
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Bengalis are either winning the nobel or taking 10 naps a day. There is no middle ground.
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Quick question, in the movie Hum Tum, Rani Mukherjee gets married to Abhishek Bachchan who lives in the US, I think. Then he dies in an accident so she escapes to Paris, sets up a boutique there and starts living a solitary life. What visa was Rani Mukherjee on?.
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For introverts, the 1-1.5 hours they get to themselves at night after a day of being around people hits better than drugs.
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It's not that men are incapable of love, loyalty and emotional expression. It's that you're a woman and not their favourite football team.
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I think guy 5 is criminally underrated. 29, Deloitte, 25 LPA, Hyderabad. Seems like a chill guy with good work life balance. I'd pick him provided he's 5'10 or more since I'm 5'10.
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My friend and I have started this new experiment where we call a cab and ask the driver where he wants to go. Then pick a place in that neighborhood to eat. Saves a lot of decision making tbh.
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It’s tough to be in your late 20s because half your friends are getting married and the rest are going to ISB.
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India in March: Zindagi maut na bann jaye sambhalo yaaroo. India in September: Jeene ke hai chaar din ho oh ho ho ohoooo.
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Poore desh mein heatwave chal rahi hai aur Bangalore mein 3 din se kapde nahi sookh rahe hai.
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Some of you were Faber Castell kids and not Nataraj kids and it shows.
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Delhi folks have a unique quality. They can go to any place in the world, try the local cuisine there, then confidently confirm that Delhi makes it better. A Delhiite can go to Tibet and tell them their momos are not as good as the ones made in Delhi.
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Surprised my parents with a home visit. Dad's reaction: Great that you are here! We will spend Sunday morning filing your passport renewal application. A father's excitement to do mundane admin tasks for you is unbeatable.
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You're apolitical not because politics is dirty but because you're unaffected.
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Ranjha from Shershah is such a beautiful song. Love the part where they sing mera Ola ni aaya Ola, it hits you right where it hurts.
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National language koi bhi rakh lo gaane toh sab Punjabi hi sun rahe hai.
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As Indians we have mastered the art of ignoring cows on the streets and elephants in the room.
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Soo it's my birthday today. I turn 28. When I was 21-22, I remember being least excited about my late 20s. I used to think that by then party would be over, responsibilities would pile up, I would be married (double lol to that), and more such.
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India is truly secular in that both majority and minority feel that they are in danger.
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We were a nation where Muslim lyricists wrote Hindi bhajans for movie songs and Hindu poets wrote verses in Urdu.
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Ignoring the reels your friends sent you and obliviously sending them the same reels one week later is grade A high quality friendship stuff.
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When mildly successful folks in India with low self awareness and high privilege write content to motivate others to work hard it's called a LinkedIn post.
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No better time than now to revisit this tweet.
I think one day Mukesh Ambani will buy all of Mumbai city and rename it.Jio de Janeiro.
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Start up idea - An app that answers spam calls from Bajaj Finance and says fuck you before automatically blocking them.
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My only hope is Ambani releasing a pan India vaccine called Jio.
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Bangalore in the rains is not a city, it's Takeshi's castle.
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Fuck what anyone says, Zomato IPO is a big thing for the Indian startup ecosystem. We should celebrate this. I'm ordering gulab jamun on Swiggy, what about you?.
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Peak adulting is when grocery shopping at a supermarket becomes a therapeutic activity in your life.
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Start ups should start giving pants along with company t-shirts so that men can stop buying clothes altogether.
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Saw that some people are using my photos on their dating profile. I do sincerely hope you're getting matches otherwise it would look bad on me.
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Vikas ke naam pe ab India mein sirf ladke hi reh gaye hai.
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Woke up and went for a workout. Came back. Ate breakfast that I didn't make. Sat on the sofa, turned on tv, started watching news. Dozed off at some point. Woke up, news was still playing. Was going for an independent woman vibe, have become an Indian uncle instead.
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I've realised that coming back to your room, a place you have lived all your school / college memories in, is not always a pleasant experience as shown in movies. Rather there is nostalgia with a tinge of sadness. You suddenly come face to face with the person you used to be.
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Wear your heart on your sleeve and be a fool no matter how many times the world discourages you.
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Going for arranged marriage after the love of your life leaves you: . Cooker mein se channe nikal diye, aur khaali cooker gas pe chadha diya.
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Commute is too soft a word for what people do in Bangalore everyday. Better to call it an odyssey or voyage on rainy days.
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Kangana should disband Bollywood and start a new film industry where she is the only one who acts, directs, produces, sings, critiques, and wins all awards at prestigious Kangana paan masala present Kangana Filmfare Awards.
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Enough is talked about heartbreak from love and how to cope with that, but I think loss of a good friendship is almost a silent killer - there is no social conversation around it and you never really understand how to express what you feel.
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Life of a millennial is listening to Gen Z give gyaan on social media, then listening to Boomers give gyaan on whatsapp, then playing an episode of Friends and going to bed.
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People think everyone in Punjab wants to go to Canada but that's all lies. The real dream of every Punjabi is to release at least one music album no matter where they go.
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My most nervous moment is when someone pronounces a word different to how I pronounce and the subsequent quick judgement call I have to make whether to continue with my pronunciation, their pronunciation or come up with a sentence structure that avoids using the word at all.
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I say 'got it' as a response way too much for someone who doesn't get most things.
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Scientists want to start calling Pluto a planet again. This just shows that the world's opinion of you will keep changing. If you want to be a planet, just go out there and be a planet. Fuck what anyone says.
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Motivational talks are cheap dopamine for people who want to feel better by doing nothing.
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Jo neend office mein 3 baje aati hai woh raat ko 11 baje ghar pe nahi aati.
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Your friend has sent you reels that you haven't watched in 3 days. Go clear the backlog. Stop scrolling on Twitter.
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As I got dressed this morning, as I wore my new Fab India kurta and filled my eyes with Kajal, as I turned to the mirror for a final look at myself, a sudden, piercing realisation dawned on me, that no matter how hard I try I'll still just be a sambar without a drumstick. .
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Under appreciated Hindi song lyrics . A thread. 2 States, Chaandaniya: 'mere saare bikhre suron se, geet piroti hai tu'.
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Very heartwarming photos of Sunil Gavaskar celebrating today's victory
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This generation finds hard to commit to a goal, job or a relationship but has surprisingly committed well to using SPF daily. We may die sad or depressed but at least we'll die with good skin.
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Becoming a reader is not about how many books you read in a year, it's about falling in love with words and beautifully crafted sentences :).
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There comes a point in adulthood when your body starts to wake up before the alarm goes off. That is the moment when you realise that all joy in life has officially ended and now you can basically look forward to nothing.
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It's a feeling that I think most people in their 20s will relate to today than any other generation before them. Perhaps because we're more migratory than people before us were. Over the years, I have lost many close friends - sometimes life happened, sometimes Canada (lol).
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Everything is transient. Instead of growing trees and sitting beside them, we now live our life in railway carriages. People keep shuffling, we keep moving from one station to another, and sometimes if we get lucky we meet again. .
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HDFC calls me more times in the day than my mother, and that is an incredible feat to achieve. I want to congratulate the whole team.
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My most favourite kind of people are the ones who don't get upset if you forget to call them back or don't respond to their messages on some days. We live in a hyperactive, crazy world. Learn to give people space.
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There should be an expiry date on:. 1. Blaming your parents .2. Regretting your JEE exam.3. Being obsessed with your B-school.
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Unlike love, friendships don't happen at first sight. They take time, a lot of time, to grow. It's like growing a tree, there's no way you can fast-track the process. And when you lose that tree, it leaves a gaping hole in your life that you never quite understand how to fill.
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Some are saying working at an early stage start up is better.Some are saying doing an MBA is better. My balanced take on this topic is that .both options are good but the best option is to move to Canada.
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Bangalore follows the same trajectory as the many start-ups it houses. People keep hyping it up on Twitter but when you actually visit you realize things are broken and not as rosy as they seem.
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Nothing more intrusive than Google photos sending notifications of 'memories together' with people you cut out from life some 15 years ago.
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Punjabis will tell you a name and you won’t know if it’s a: .guy .girl.dog.village.or .their favourite colour.
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The law of motion in Bengaluru states that a two wheeler gives a total of 0 fucks about your vehicle, your lane, your mental health, his vehicle, his life, traffic rules and regulations and will zip past anything and everything if there is any room for his two-wheeler on the road.
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