WE ARE GODDAMN BACK. 5-1 HEADED INTO THE ALL STAR BREAK WE'LL ABSOLUTELY TAKE IT. WE WON THE PISS OUT OF THE TRADE. IT WAS HELL DARKNESS AND AGONY FOR WEEKS BUT LET'S STEER THIS SHIP RIGHT. CHASE DELAUTER PLEASE BE OKAY. LETS RIDE 2ND HALF #GuardsWinHive

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No caps today, as today we commemorate an extremely sad loss. A memorial post of sorts, for a beloved member of the Guardians community. Rest in peace to the account of an absolute legend, known across the globe as Cylouie__. Gone, but never forgotten. 🥀🥀#GuardsWinHive

FIVE GAME WINSTREAK AND A SERIES WIN AGAINST THE STANKEES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SIX YEARS. GUARDS BALL IN FULL EFFECT TONIGHT BE CAREFUL ANTHONY VOLPE NOOOOOO DONT LET A RALLY START NOOOOOOO. TWO HORSE RACE EARLY IN THE DIVISION LFG GUARDS #GuardsWinHive

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THE 2025 SEASON IS UNDER WAY AND THE ROAD TO 162-0 STARTS NOW. 2025 ALL STAR KYLE MANZARDO IS A MODERN MIRACLE OF SCIENCE. PAUL SEAWORLD WELCOME TO THE DEMON PEN. CADE SMITH AND HIM HERRIN ARE STILL THEM. ROYALS BASERUNNING BTW LMFAOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SO BACK #GuardsWinHive

YOUR 2024 CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO THE ALCS. LANE THOMAS. CADE SMITH. STEVEN KWAN. BRAYAN ROCCHIO SURGE FROM ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. CY SKUBAL 💀💀💀 WE ARE THE FINAL AL CENTRAL TEAM, AS IT SHOULD BE. NEW YORK YANKEES, WE WANT YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE. LFG GUARDS #GuardsWinHive

NO WINHIVE TODAY UNFORTUNATELY AS WE'RE ALL CELEBRATING THE WIN AT THE THIRSTY PARROT. WE WILL BE BACK. SEE YALL IN THE BRONX. LFG GUARDS #GuardsWinHive.

WELCOME TO THE PLAYOFFS CLEVELAND GUARDIANS. ALL SEASON, TWINS FANS WANTED TO PRAY ON OUR DOWNFALL SO THIS ONE IS FOR YALL. WALKED OFF BACK TO BACK BY BRAYAN ROCCHIO AND ANDRES GIMENEZ LMFAOOOOOO CYLOUIE IN LITERAL TEARS BTW. 2024 POSTSEASON 🔜 #GuardsWinHive

THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD HOLD US DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON? NO SIR. WE'RE STILL IN THE DIVISION LEAD AND THIS TEAM IS DAMN GOOD. JHONKENSY NOEL YOU SAVED OUR LIVES. KYLE MANZARDO IS FINALLY HERE. BRAYAN ROCCHIO LEGACY GAME LMAO AND BIBEE IS NASTY LFG GUARDS #GuardsWinHive

THE BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL? YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS I FEAR. JOSE RAMIREZ GOD. STEVEN KWAN GOD. BO NAYLOR IS BACK. WE TAKE THE SERIES AGAINST THE NASTY ORIOLES BTW AND IT'S A GLORIOUS TIME TO ROOT FOR US BABY LFGGGGG (PLEASE TRADE FOR A STARTING PITCHER HOLY HELL) #GuardsWinHive

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ALL HOPE WAS LOST DOWN 5-0 AGAINST "THE BEST PITCHER IN THE AL" AND THEN JOSH NAYLOR BANG. TYLER FREEMAN BANG. DAVID FRY CAN DO NO WRONG NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES. YOUR CLEVELAND GUARDIANS MIGHT JUST BE THE TEAM OF DESTINY LFG (PLEASE TRADE FOR A STARTING PITCHER) #GuardsWinHive

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THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT MINNESOTA TWINS, ALWAYS NICE TO SEE OUR LITTLE BROTHER. MARTIN 8TH INNING INTO A CHILL WILL WALKOFF BOMB. GUARDS 6-1 IN THEIR LAST 7 TWINS 1-6 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO. BACK TO BACK ON CRYLOUIE__'S DOME BTW #GuardsWinHive