
Eileen Xi Gu
@GuXiping
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#Stanford? So lonely for a girl snapping necks. I just wanna cuddle, with someone besides my cat. Beware!! tiger mom on the prowl with a Forbes top 500 list.
Joined March 2022
Hi #ooieguies and my new #FANTASYBOYS it’s moi, the #frogprincess. Do I look #FireSigns or just #confused? My model #CoachNY said to pretend I was #poor and #stare at the #camerawoman like she was #RICHY88. Hope I find someone #rich, this #aint #WorkingGirls
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So #SportsIllustrated let me #ModelVibes in #swimsuit2025 edition. Gotta #spillthetea in case I get #outV Ed. Can you believe I had to #pay them? Ouch, third tier #modely I know, but but #moi s #fatstacks #boo #gu. Plus I had to wear a #gransuit
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#Grok3 #Grok #Groksentient Really hard to tell where #manmachine begins and ends. #kraftwerk forever the #originals.
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This #guybestfriend is really been #amazingspiderman with all that you can do. Better than #superhero
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Love using #grokメス堕ち確率チャレンジ #Groklet #Grok3 #GrokThis This lil dude never lets you down. Some of the most insane questions answered. IE: what’s the picture hanging in #CameronDiaz house over the stairs in The Holiday. #BOOM #RobertLongo
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#WOWOW look at me wearing this #rotgut hat! #redbullthenergyworldxbambam makes me wear it so I can #loadthetoad and expand my #moneygrubbing. My #ThirstyBottom can’t be quenched. #vomito in dee ol #toilettes. #Gasharpoon in da belly
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Hi my Preshes!! It’s me back again so you can #worship #moi. I was #ColdFront came in and this #waitress so nice to let me #borrowinghaul her serving jacket. Didn’t know she was almost as #famosas #simonebiles who dat? As your lil princess.
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#YikesMemeland that could get me cancelled or worse, I might lose being a third tier? Model. Boo! Hopefully I’ll have a #hubbers by then. It’s hard my #moms is one tough #tigermom, she’s #fortknox on my #fatstacks.
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Hi🥂Paris it’s me your fav #nationalembarrassment
#Guailing, being rich takes the sting away. #fatstacks cures everything. This dude is ripping up women’s #BoxingNews #ImaneKhelif. So glad they’re not in Skiing yet? I might have to protest, not me but someone.
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Helllloooo ooieguies, I’m back again. Missed me? I’m sure you did. Who doesn’t, well #BOYSANDMEN , money can't buy me love. My #Granny was wrong, her #ChineseWisdom not so guud. I’m in #Paris2024. Has a town ever been invented that was such a #PerfectMatchXtra, me tinks not.
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Hi #ooieguies, I’m back!! like a #BoomplayCampusMVP Its been awhile, I know. I missed you my lil #Chubascos. I’m here with my #BoysLove #Charlie #Brown. We’re #twinflames, we’re so #hot looking. I did #jumphistrain on this #fashion #nugget. He’s just a #whiteboy, no biggie.
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Hi #Caturday lovers. It’s me the guiest of gu’s. I’m here with #fatstacks my #friendship cat. I’ve gotten more #snuggles, more #KiSSKiSS橋本 more #Meow than any of the so called #menemen of #Stanford, loser #lilybou gets more #actionpacked men then moi. Boys hurt, cash heals tata
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#wowzingzing do I love getting to fake eat #pizza. So much better than hurling #bile carbs and #beyondmeat. Photog, saw my deep and dark #eyebags and told me to take five on my #toiletpainting. See there are #nicepeeps, turns out he just wanted to #suckface and not taste it.#smh
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