“Dana White needs to nerf grappling and we are NOT asking”. “Stop watching sportsball… it’s bad for you…”

‘White monster’ is the ontological antonym of ‘black & mild’

“if u touch anything at fogo de chao besides the steak carvery u are INSANE…”

“The nature and function of your wealth is PROFOUNDLY negrous.”. “I d-do MMA now… I-I have anti-woke credentials…”. “Your little armbar escape won’t save you. Crush his brachy skull, Rich. Phew. And into stardust a hobbit returns…”

“just watched ‘british schoolboys try american bbq’ for the 16th time”. “300 Faroese sleeper agents in safehouses across DMV metro… await Trump activation word to turn republic into Renaissance despotry in 90 mins flat… the local Redguards view them as something akin to gods…”

“where’s da lanky kong code. ?”. “…At the bottom of the Hudson River….”

“I didn’t find God in my field of study but I found the devil…”

“…my skull was molded for corinthian helmets…”

“I’ve seen the ‘Epstein files’… 600 pages of Gulpian quixotica written in iambisch octameter. The wailing willows and wibbly-wobblies and knobby knolls and so forth. The man just liked young pussy and didn’t give a damn about blackmail… you fаggots would never understand.”

“The ‘bro country’ pejorative was anti-white normie sadism.” *Florida Georgia Line - Cruise blares as I careen my Lariat through a quinceañera* “the timbre of samsaric life is… strange”

“Nigel Carlsbad describes meeting the Mikka Groyper”

“smoking on that shit that made ye go diddy on his cousin.”. “We landed a contracting gig with USgov breeding alligators …far-right boxing gym market was already saturated… we don’t even have to buy food… our stud male has already eaten 12 Hondurans… the economics are insane”

"Is this real bros?". ". is anything. ?

“But Raytheon stock!!!”. “Cut the nic cage act moshe…u don’t even HAVE a trading account”. “5% cashback auf meine Mastercard beim kaufe True Religion jeans. May peace reign another thousand years…”

“Dan Hentschel! Nathan Fielder! Adam Friedland!”. “…go poison someone else’s well schlomo…”. “The buddhas persist through the midstream as emanations. Primordial knowledge preserved indegenerably in the Race itself…”

“…GED.”

“At last! My plan to cropdust American cities with Muslim poison gas is complete”. “Not if I’ve rigged this whole facility with C4 first. You’ve made yourself clear for the last time”. *Dr Vrag arrives*. “Huh?”. “Varg noooooo this whole place is about to blo-“. “FUUUUUUUUUUU-“

“Me showing my submarnite how to attach his MOONDROP Blessing2:Dusk IEMs to the earbud magnet of his ACRONYM J14 Gore-Tex Interops jacket”

“…an ancient Aryan spirit I commune with has just informed me all use of projectile weapons is treachery….”